Do you ever just look at the periodic table and realize that you’re completely frothing at the mouth?
Turns out it’s just as bad as you thought.
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Question of the Week
My laptop closed and my sunglasses came off the moment I saw you. You had my undivided attention.
Who would have thought the bandana idea would take off?
It’s the late 2000s, love is in the air, and you have a crush that’s in the fifth grade (wow!).
“When I finally saw the cow coming around with pizza, I knew I could pull through.”
If you do not support the Green New Deal, you are homophobic.