Whoa! Look out! You almost just stepped on this squirrel while he was eating his nut. He’s not going to be happy about this.
Oh no, he’s looking at you. Quick! Act natural. If you don’t move, maybe he won’t see you.
Crap! He’s spotted us, and it looks like he’s squaring up. If you don’t leave now, this squirrel is going to attack!
Hark! He summons his squirrel army. You need to get the heck out of here before they show up!
Well, this is a twist I didn’t expect. He’s disappearing behind that wall! What’s behind it? More squirrels? Better check to make sure.
Say your prayers, soldier. A brigade of squirrels could be behind this wall, waiting to strike at any moment.
Oh, it looks like he just went back to eating his dinner. He must have just been reprimanding you back there.
Whew! That was a close one. Next time, be more careful of where you’re walking.