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Hazing Scandal: Pledges Must Maintain Reasonable GPA

September 15, 2016September 15, 2016 fraternity, GPA, greek life

Parents and students at the University of South Carolina are outraged over recent reports of hazing occurring at many fraternities on campus.

Entertainment Fall 2016 Edition 1

Joe Pesci Swallows Reporter Whole

September 15, 2016September 20, 2016 actor, Joe Pesci, movies

While sitting on a panel for the upcoming film ‘The Irishman,’ noted American actor Joe Pesci swallowed a reporter in one fluid motion, according to sources.

Campus Fall 2016 Edition 1

Man Who Impregnated Woman Just Wants To Be Friends

September 15, 2016September 15, 2016 friendship, pregnancy, student

Sources this week say that student Dustin Okuda has expressed his desire to simply remain friends with the woman he impregnated.

Campus Fall 2016 Edition 1

USC Legalizes Cocaine To Curb Illegal Adderall Use

September 15, 2016September 15, 2016 cocaine, drugs, Pastides, USC

In a move to reduce illegal Adderall use, USC President Harris Pastides announced today that cocaine will now be legally sold on campus in a joint venture with Sodexo.

Fall 2016 Edition 1 Opinion

Opinion: Campus Sobriety Culture Excessive

September 15, 2016September 15, 2016 campus, drinking, USC

As new freshmen find their way around campus and into a lifetime of debt, it is important to realize that sobriety is stressful, and it is okay to say no.