USC Pregnancy Up 389% After Health Center Condoms Ruined by Prankster

SHC security footage shows the culprit in black gym shorts, a red beanie, and t-shirt with the message ‘Set Love Free.’

Cocky Asks to be Euthanized after Lengthy Battle with Throat Cancer

Once able to speak coherent sentences, Cocky has been limited to hoarse crows and inaudible whispers.

Jim, despite being in his junior year, has repeatedly disengaged from social activities to answer his mom.

President-Elect Donald Trump has reportedly begun spending hours with his laptop in an attempt to familiarize himself with the role.