Five Halloween Costumes to Turn People On but also Remind Them You’re Part of the #Resistance

1. Sexy Climate Scientist.

Axe-Murderer Not Doing Halloween This Year

Local insane axe-murderer Igor Creech has reportedly decided that he will “not be doing Halloween” this Tuesday.

Deviation of any kind will not be tolerated.

Wait, you aren’t? Oh.

With the constant commercialization of today’s society, we often lose sight of the true meaning behind some of our favorite traditions.

Every Halloween, children are reminded by their parents of urban legends where poisoned candy is distributed to trick-or-treaters. Katie McKinley,