Seeing someone exchange currency for goods or services never fails to cause me to pull out my heavily annotated copy of Mao Tse-tung’s Little Red Book and angrily quote from it in front of a portrait of Vladimir Lenin.
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Trump tweeted on Monday, ‘LITTLE MAN Kim Jong-Un knows nothing about making gains!’
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By Rex Tillerson, US Secretary of State
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‘Why are we having all these students from shithole states come here?’ Pastides said, according to those in attendance at the meeting. ‘What are all these people from Ohio doing here?’
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“…All my friends are alive, I’ve never been dead, and those lousy dead individuals clearly didn’t value life enough.”
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Bannon, emphasizing the stress often incurred by depriving human beings of basic rights, emphatically praised ‘just sitting down and having a moment to yourself.’
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The Russian president reportedly settled on ‘three or four names’ that he feels will ‘uphold Russian values.’
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President-Elect Donald Trump has reportedly begun spending hours with his laptop in an attempt to familiarize himself with the role.
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The law stipulates that all clowns are subject to be harmed, not just ones brandishing weapons or stalking citizens.
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Timmy and Ricky, both age 13, claim to have gotten the idea watching Saturday morning cartoons.
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Despite the wide range of topics discussed, the nation was unable to shake the weight of several recent scandals.
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Sources revealed yesterday that conservative talk-radio icon Rush Limbaugh is still too afraid to admit he has had a crush on Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.
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The city admitted it had never heard of the former governor of New Mexico, showing a surprising lack of awareness about American politics.
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Best Buy CEO Hubert Joly announced today that his company has secured the exclusive broadcasting rights to the first Presidential Debate on September 26th.
Read moreRepublican frontrunner Donald Trump experienced a dip polls after going an entire hour without alienating a single minority group.
Read moreOn Wednesday, RNC Chairman Reince Preibus announced that the FL-16B “Marco Rubio” AIA, or Artificial Intelligence Automaton, will be deactivated from service.
Read moreWhile speaking at the University of South Carolina on Tuesday, Senator Bernie Sanders announced his belief that $5 fishbowls should be treated as a fundamental right of all students.
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This week was election week at USC, an opportunity for candidates for President, Vice President, and Treasurer to gain real political experience in things like campaigning and fraud.
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At a press conference last Tuesday, Senator Lindsey Graham declared his candidacy for Student Body President, stating that the university “needed the strong, guiding touch of a visionary who knows this campus like the back of his hand.”
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By Brett Harris
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump announced today his latest initiative to “Make America Great Again!”: Deport all women who have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Rep. Craig Butler (D-SC) is taking some heat this week after being pulled over by a police officer for allegedly
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