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Opinion Spring 2018 Edition 2 World 

Opinion: I Accidentally Fell In Love as a Joke

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018 love, opinion, relationship

The joke began with some harmless flirting, but quickly spun out of control.

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Opinion Spring 2017 Edition 9 

Opinion: We Should Cancel Classes for More than just Meaningless Sports Victories

April 8, 2017April 8, 2017 campus, class, opinion

Alicia attended her 8:05 for the third time this month? Cancel class.

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Opinion Spring 2017 Edition 7 

Opinion: I Would Like to Go Home, Please

March 17, 2017 opinion, politics, trump

by Barron Trump

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Fall 2016 Edition 9 Opinion 

Opinion: I Think We Should Talk

December 1, 2016December 1, 2016 opinion, talk

I think we should maybe talk for a bit, if you don’t mind.

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Halloween Opinion 

Opinion: Are You Going To Frank’s Tonight?

October 31, 2016October 26, 2017 halloween, opinion, party

Wait, you aren’t? Oh.

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Fall 2016 Edition 6 World 

Opinion: Yes, It’s Still Discrimination If It’s My Anime Body Pillow

October 27, 2016October 31, 2016 anime, love, opinion

We need to also acknowledge that body pillows have just as much a right to be in public spaces as the rest of us.

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Fall 2016 Edition 5 Opinion 

Opinion: Sex Should Be Mathematical

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 love, mathematics, opinion, sex

Too often people strive for spontaneity, but I have found sex is so much better when it is formulaic.

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Fall 2016 Edition 3 Opinion 

Rant: Tropical Storm “Julia” Was Nothing Compared To My Bitch Mom

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 campus, opinion, Parents Weekend

Over Parents Weekend, there were two crazy things named Julia that came into town: the topical storm and my bitch mom.

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Opinion 

Opinion: I’m A $20 Bill. Let Me Choose How I Look!

April 26, 2016 choice, Money, opinion, politics

I am a $20 Federal Reserve Note. For years now, people have been judging me, along with my other fellow notes of varied denominations, for the human face printed on my body.

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Opinion 

Opinion: Clemson Does Not Fear The Elder Gods

February 18, 2016 Clemson, Elder Gods, opinion

By Belial the Younger
There was a time when all men quaked before the Elder Gods. That time is long gone. Now, only a few of us remain who know the true power of the Elder Gods. The arrogant hedonists at Clemson are among those who have forgotten.

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Opinion 

Opinion: We Need To Let Both Teams Win

February 3, 2016February 3, 2016 opinion, sports, win

By Angie Frye, Junior Psychology Major – Listen guys, I don’t consider myself a sports aficionado, by any means, but I think it’s time we have a serious discussion about letting both basketball teams win the game.

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Opinion 

Opinion: Guys, I’ve Finally Found The One

November 15, 2015November 18, 2015 crush, love, opinion

Fall has begun, here in Columbia, and as the leaves fall to the ground and squirrels run to and fro in anticipation of the coming frost, I just went on my last first date with the girl who I know is “the one.”

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Halloween Opinion 

Opinion: Why Halloween Still Matters- Celebrating The Birth Of Jesus Christ

October 28, 2015October 31, 2016 halloween, jesus, opinion

With the constant commercialization of today’s society, we often lose sight of the true meaning behind some of our favorite traditions.

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Opinion 

Opinion: Jesus Christ, The Moon Was Fucking Red Last Night

September 29, 2015November 6, 2015 blood moon, opinion

I don’t know about you guys, but Jesus Christ, the moon was fucking red last night. I don’t if anybody

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Opinion 

Opinion: Can We All Just Admit The News Is Terrible?

March 20, 2015November 6, 2015 news, opinion

In recent years, there has been a noticeable decline in the quality of American news. Once, it was a reliable

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