8 Things You MUST Do Before You Graduate from South Carolina
8 USC classics every student should do before they graduate!
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WUSC a Place for Local DJs to Showcase Musical Taste, Crippling Lack of Communication Skills
The only station where you can hear Punk Rock gems played back-to-back with orchestral masterpieces, followed by a solid minute of dead air.
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Opinion: It’s Time to Start Taking this Semester Seriously
From now on, I’m going to start going to class a little.
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College Student Has Cooking Breakthrough Making Boxed Macaroni
Klein mentioned that he was considering taking on something even more difficult, such as chocolate chip cookies or a milkshake.
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Laundry Hamper To Be Converted Into Laundry Pile
Sources later reported Wolfe was already considering relocating the pile to the center of her carpet.
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Professor Wary of Student Currently Initiating Small Talk
According to a report coming out of Dr. Amy Johnson’s office hours, the associate professor of Economics is growing increasingly
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Student With Iranian Physics Professor Thinks Travel Ban “Great Idea”
Davis currently holds a D average in the course taught by Dr. Farrokh Rahbar.
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Student Stops Taking Notes After Missing Previous PowerPoint Slide
Eyewitnesses claim he turned to a nearby student, shrugged and quipped, ‘what can you do?’
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Autopsy of Dead Student Reveals Diet was ‘90% Hot Pockets and Pringles’
‘Never before had I seen a more malnourished, sickly person in my life. I felt like an archaeologist digging through the caked layers of Pringles in his stomach.’
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Report: Junior Still Slave to Mother’s Phonecalls
Jim, despite being in his junior year, has repeatedly disengaged from social activities to answer his mom.
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Man Who Impregnated Woman Just Wants To Be Friends
Sources this week say that student Dustin Okuda has expressed his desire to simply remain friends with the woman he impregnated.
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