Saturday, July 4, 2020

Gamecocks Claim Ellis True Winner of Election, Declare Rankin’s Win Fraudulent

March 21, 2019 2019, campus, Ellis, government, Luke, Patrick, Rankin, student

On Wednesday night, after days of unrelenting and scandal-stricken campaigning on Greene Street and social media alike, the 2019-2020 student

Campus Politics Spring 2019 Edition 2

Campus Totalitarians Call for Stricter Student Government

March 21, 2019 campus, government, student

As the election approaches and the student government slowly crumbles at the hands of the Daily Gamecock, self-proclaimed Supreme Leader

Campus Fall 2018 Edition 6

Startup Spotlight: Local, Young Entrepreneur Sells A Vision

October 31, 2018October 31, 2018 billionaire, campus, entrepreneur, Freshman, millionaire, startup, student

“I’m going to be a multimillionaire at the end of this year.”

Fall 2018 Edition 2

8 Things You MUST Do Before You Graduate from South Carolina

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018 campus, graduation, student

8 USC classics every student should do before they graduate!

Campus Fall 2018 Edition 1

WUSC a Place for Local DJs to Showcase Musical Taste, Crippling Lack of Communication Skills

September 2, 2018 radio, student, wusc

The only station where you can hear Punk Rock gems played back-to-back with orchestral masterpieces, followed by a solid minute of dead air.

Campus Opinion Spring 2018 Edition 7

Opinion: It’s Time to Start Taking this Semester Seriously

April 16, 2018September 5, 2018 student, studying

From now on, I’m going to start going to class a little.

Campus Fall 2017 Edition 7

College Student Has Cooking Breakthrough Making Boxed Macaroni

November 18, 2017 breakthrough, cooking, dorm, student

Klein mentioned that he was considering taking on something even more difficult, such as chocolate chip cookies or a milkshake.

Campus Spring 2017 Edition 8

Laundry Hamper To Be Converted Into Laundry Pile

March 24, 2017 campus, laundry, student

Sources later reported Wolfe was already considering relocating the pile to the center of her carpet.

Campus Spring 2017 Edition 6

Professor Wary of Student Currently Initiating Small Talk

February 25, 2017 campus, professor, student

According to a report coming out of Dr. Amy Johnson’s office hours, the associate professor of Economics is growing increasingly

Campus Spring 2017 Edition 5

Student With Iranian Physics Professor Thinks Travel Ban “Great Idea”

February 18, 2017 immigration, politics, student

Davis currently holds a D average in the course taught by Dr. Farrokh Rahbar.

Campus Spring 2017 Edition 5

Student Stops Taking Notes After Missing Previous PowerPoint Slide

February 18, 2017 class, notes, student

Eyewitnesses claim he turned to a nearby student, shrugged and quipped, ‘what can you do?’

Campus Spring 2017 Edition 2

Autopsy of Dead Student Reveals Diet was ‘90% Hot Pockets and Pringles’

January 27, 2017 Death, Pringles, student

‘Never before had I seen a more malnourished, sickly person in my life. I felt like an archaeologist digging through the caked layers of Pringles in his stomach.’

Campus Fall 2016 Edition 8

Report: Junior Still Slave to Mother’s Phonecalls

November 17, 2016 cell phone, Parents, student

Jim, despite being in his junior year, has repeatedly disengaged from social activities to answer his mom.

Campus Fall 2016 Edition 1

Man Who Impregnated Woman Just Wants To Be Friends

September 15, 2016September 15, 2016 friendship, pregnancy, student

Sources this week say that student Dustin Okuda has expressed his desire to simply remain friends with the woman he impregnated.