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Thanksgiving

Fall 2021 Edition 8 Opinion Thanksgiving 

Just Say No! How to Avoid Eating the Worst Meat This Thanksgiving

November 16, 2021 DARE swear, self-defense, turkey

It’s that time again, and soon you will be faced with the same choice you have to make every year:
“What do I do with this dry, bad meat in the center of my family’s Thanksgiving table?” 

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Fall 2021 Edition 8 Holiday Opinion Thanksgiving 

6 Items For Your Thanksgiving Break To-Do List

November 16, 2021 listicle, skeleton, spring break

Let’s face it: Thanksgiving Break is going to be different.

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Thanksgiving World 

5 Ways to Get People the Fuck Out of Your House on Thanksgiving

November 22, 2017January 5, 2018 home, Thanksgiving

Here’s how to get all those free-loaders out of your fucking house so you can go to sleep.

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Thanksgiving World 

Top 10 Thanksgiving Day Foods that Remind you of your Existential Crises

November 22, 2017 existential crisis, food, Thanksgiving

Here are 10 foods that will probably remind you of how temporary and relatively insignificant life is!

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Thanksgiving World 

Sears Announces New Artificial Thanksgiving Turkey

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017 sponsored content, Thanksgiving, turkey

“The best part is that no one can even tell it’s fake! And, although it is inedible, it tastes great.”

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Thanksgiving World 

Senile Grandma Over-Cooks Turkey for 17th Year in a Row

November 24, 2016November 22, 2017 dinner, family, Thanksgiving

At the end of the night, Ruth was seen asking her granddaughter how she can get on ‘the Facebook.’

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Opinion Thanksgiving 

How-to Blog: Cooking for Thanksgiving

November 26, 2015November 22, 2017 editorial, family, food, Thanksgiving

Preparing a Thanksgiving dinner is no easy task. So the Third Spur staff has created a few tips and tricks to help out for your big day.

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