Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel

The new face of gaming just got a little bit older. Look out Shroud, Ninja, and Tfue – There’s a new dynamic trio taking over the gaming scene on the popular streaming platform Twitch. Current President Biden and former Presidents Trump and Obama have announced that they will begin producing regularly scheduled content in the coming weeks, after clips of the three of them gaming have surfaced online.


While first appearing as generic audio, perhaps recorded from an Xbox party chat or a Discord call, gameplay has quickly evolved to include the speaking faces of the presidents.


A wide cast of characters has also been featured, including but not limited to Joe Rogan of the Joe Rogan podcast, Ben Shapiro of the Daily Wire, former President George W. Bush, Billionaire Elon Musk, and disgraced Infowars personality Alex Jones. The three presidents have confirmed that each will be a reoccurring guest of the stream, and that viewers should be expected to see them drop in “now and then.”


Indeed drama between these guests has already been unfolding in these past weeks. Shapiro has allegedly received a two-week ban from the group’s Minecraft server after confessing that he used “X-Ray” cheats to gather materials. Alex Jones has been kicked indefinitely from the group’s Discord after sending a series of message such as: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].


In the White House press release President Biden remarked that “We’ll be playing a lot of Rocket League and Overwatch II with the boys, Jack,” to which President Obama added “Don’t forget Black Ops II Zombies, Mom said we can play zombies and afterwards she’ll make us some pizza rolls.”


At this point President Trump chimed in to say “Please don’t tell me we’re going to be streaming Counter Strike again. I swear to God you guys are hard stuck Silver 1 and I’m basically FaceIt 10 – I can’t keep carrying you noobs anymore.”


The revelation that many celebrities partake in online gaming with one another is only one of a series of developments. Avid readers of the Third Spur may remember scientists recently confirming that they had managed to inject all of humanities knowledge into a man by the name of Chat GPT, who types furiously on a keyboard day and night. Still others might remember the now famous artist DALL-E who burst onto the scene recently creating wonderful illustrations effortlessly.


Although it appears that technology may be advancing at an unprecedented pace, it will be comforting to tune in and watch Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama hit some crispy 360-no-scopes, no matter what the future holds.