Close-Hipp Showdown: Are You More Close or Hipp?
An in-depth look at the nuances of USC’s biggest conflicts in recent history.
Read more
Developing Stories
The Third Spur Investigates: A Sorority Conspiracy (Misinformation?)
What do they really want?
Read more
Weather Balloon Sparks National Outrage; Huge Misunderstanding
Our first ever blunder…
Read more
BREAKING: Mr. Beast Challenges Jesus Christ to “Epic Rap Battle”
A true battle for the ages shall come.
Read more
Twisted Taco Twists the Truth
Learn the disgusting truth behind your favorite totally real tacos.
Read more
Caslen Sightings Reported Up 1000%
He’s back.
Read more
Authorities Find Local Fraternities Spiked T-Coop Fountain
They swear it wasn’t them.
Read more
Opinion: It’s Time to Finally Make Big Thursday a National Holiday
It’s high time we gave everyone’s favorite holiday the recognition it deserves.
Read more
Heartbreaking: Freshman Fails First Midterm After Nobody Posts Study Guide Answers in GroupMe
One Good Samaritan can make all the difference…
Read more
Campus Internet Eduroam Powered by Hamster Wheel
Ever wondered why the internet on campus is so bad?
Read more
Professor Disappointed to Find No One Does Readings
When was the last time YOU did the readings?
Read more
Students Declare Intro To Film Class “Too Demanding”
Because sometimes sitting there and doing nothing is just too much…
Read more
UofSCrewballs: The Receipt Demon
In this inaugural installment of UofSCrewballs, we’re going to figure out what all the hubbub is about this Grubhub themed killer.
Read more
Professor Ratio’d By Student, Dies
Shocking developments are coming to light after a student allegedly ratio’d his professor.
Read more
Something Exciting is Happening On Campus
Everyone can stop saying nothing happens on campus now because soon something very exciting is going to be happening on campus.
Read more
UofSC Presents Org Fair Bounty Hunters
Without a single care, freshmen commit to more interest meetings than they will ever be able to make good on, leaving many student organizations up in the air.
Read more
Tempting Fate: Cramming Student Sure That Quick Nap at 12:30 Won’t Hurt Grade
The hopeless student reportedly needs a B+ grade or higher to pass the exam and thereby his Business Calculus course.
Read more
Can Cocky Secure Presidential Pardon This Thanksgiving?
For the first time since his introduction in 1971, Cocky finds himself on the Aramark chopping block.
Read more
An Update from Gamecock Entertainment
Gamecock Entertainment recently announced via a cryptic Instagram post that they would have a new, recurring student outreach event.
Read more
Sentient Mold Instantly Loses Faith in Humanity
According to the mold, it is the most learned being to ever exist and is starting a podcast to share all its knowledge.
Read more
Report: Third Spur’s Mascot Running For President of UofSC
Loyal readers know that Spurby has been the Third Spur’s mascot since his 2019 laboratory synthesis deep beneath the Williams-Brice building.
Read more
Spurs Abroad: Germany’s Bundestag Election 2021
Here at Third Spur, we like to keep our loyal readers up to date on important world news. As you
Read more
Muschamp Returns as Chess Club Coach
Muschamp assured reporters, “Yeah, I was always too intellectual for football anyway.”
Read more
Damn It: The Rats Powering the Third Spur Servers Escaped
Staff members were informed of the breakout by a small group of loyalist rats.
Read more
Long Lines Result In State Of Emergency At Russell House Chick-Fil-A
“When I finally saw the cow coming around with pizza, I knew I could pull through.”
Read more
Opinion: Hey, Does This Joke Work?
I don’t wanna let the other guys down with a bad article.
Read more
Live Blog: Professor Uses Racial Slur Mid-Lecture
“It’s amazing those ‘Japs’ could make even make such great cars, and with such small hands!”
Read more
Advising Office to Student Body: “You Aren’t Getting in that Class… Bitch”
“You’ll take a 9:40am lecture with the worst professor we’ve got and you’ll like it.”
Read more