UofSCrewballs: The Receipt Demon
In this inaugural installment of UofSCrewballs, we’re going to figure out what all the hubbub is about this Grubhub themed killer.
Read moreIn this inaugural installment of UofSCrewballs, we’re going to figure out what all the hubbub is about this Grubhub themed killer.
Read moreShocking developments are coming to light after a student allegedly ratio’d his professor.
Read moreEveryone can stop saying nothing happens on campus now because soon something very exciting is going to be happening on campus.
Read moreWithout a single care, freshmen commit to more interest meetings than they will ever be able to make good on, leaving many student organizations up in the air.
Read moreThe hopeless student reportedly needs a B+ grade or higher to pass the exam and thereby his Business Calculus course.
Read moreFor the first time since his introduction in 1971, Cocky finds himself on the Aramark chopping block.
Read moreGamecock Entertainment recently announced via a cryptic Instagram post that they would have a new, recurring student outreach event.
Read moreAccording to the mold, it is the most learned being to ever exist and is starting a podcast to share all its knowledge.
Read moreLoyal readers know that Spurby has been the Third Spur’s mascot since his 2019 laboratory synthesis deep beneath the Williams-Brice building.
Read moreHere at Third Spur, we like to keep our loyal readers up to date on important world news. As you
Read moreMuschamp assured reporters, “Yeah, I was always too intellectual for football anyway.”
Read moreStaff members were informed of the breakout by a small group of loyalist rats.
Read more“When I finally saw the cow coming around with pizza, I knew I could pull through.”
Read moreI don’t wanna let the other guys down with a bad article.
Read more“It’s amazing those ‘Japs’ could make even make such great cars, and with such small hands!”
Read more“You’ll take a 9:40am lecture with the worst professor we’ve got and you’ll like it.”
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