Long Lines Result In State Of Emergency At Russell House Chick-Fil-A
“When I finally saw the cow coming around with pizza, I knew I could pull through.”
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Developing Stories
Opinion: Hey, Does This Joke Work?
I don’t wanna let the other guys down with a bad article.
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Live Blog: Professor Uses Racial Slur Mid-Lecture
“It’s amazing those ‘Japs’ could make even make such great cars, and with such small hands!”
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Advising Office to Student Body: “You Aren’t Getting in that Class… Bitch”
“You’ll take a 9:40am lecture with the worst professor we’ve got and you’ll like it.”
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