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50% went towards forging “Cockscalibur”, a legendary blade wielded by president Pastides, who spends his evenings fighting off hordes of demons in a suit of power armor designed by none other than the undergraduates at Swearingen.
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Staff members were informed of the breakout by a small group of loyalist rats.
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Nationwide vaccine production would be much lower than the demand projected from increased vaccine syringe usage from fights.
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Do you ever just look at the periodic table and realize that you’re completely frothing at the mouth?
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“Facebook cares deeply about your privacy,” a spokesperson said. “It’s our top priority. Right after turning a profit.”
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We have all the buzzwords right there in our title. What else do we need to do to get you to click on that link?!
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Amazon’s Jeff Bezos goes head to head with business legend John Rockefeller.
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A 6-month study has unveiled a correlation between people who are ‘loud-talkers’ and those described as ‘assholes.’
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Christopher Halton is an exercise science major, currently unsure about his plans for after his undergraduate studies.
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Apple quickly retracted their statement.
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Scientists reiterated the obscenely high chances of the Earth perishing in a fiery explosion.
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Male peers are calling this ‘the greatest advancement an engineer has ever made.’
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A monumental breakthrough occurred this past Friday in inter-sex communication.
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After recent announcements of future one-way, manned journeys to Mars, sources say that students in Mrs. Cunningham’s 3rd grade class told her they think “it would be really great” if she went into outer space.
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Late last night, sources report FBI director James Comey demanded his wife Patrice Comey open her “backdoor,” citing concerns for national security.
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Tuesday’s presentation by the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory on gravitational ripples was hastily interrupted by a gang of local jocks, sources say.
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With great excitement, a group of scientists announced a major breakthrough in their field today. “This field will never be the same,” claimed Ludwig Nussenbaum, a scientist.
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On September 28, 2015, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced officially that water had been found on Mars,
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Only a few days after announcing the release of the Surface 3, Microsoft, a company not known to following standard
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At a recent technology conference in Palo Alto, 28 year-old Andre Calhoun revealed his latest software breakthrough- an app for
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