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Read moreWhen it comes to keeping residents safe, off campus complexes are pulling out all the stops.
Read moreEver wondered why the internet on campus is so bad?
Read moreYou’re telling me you haven’t wondered where Cocky came from?
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Read moreTake a look at how the world cleverly outsmarted everyone’s least favorite person.
Read more50% went towards forging “Cockscalibur”, a legendary blade wielded by president Pastides, who spends his evenings fighting off hordes of demons in a suit of power armor designed by none other than the undergraduates at Swearingen.
Read moreStaff members were informed of the breakout by a small group of loyalist rats.
Read moreNationwide vaccine production would be much lower than the demand projected from increased vaccine syringe usage from fights.
Read moreDo you ever just look at the periodic table and realize that you’re completely frothing at the mouth?
Read more“Facebook cares deeply about your privacy,” a spokesperson said. “It’s our top priority. Right after turning a profit.”
Read moreWe have all the buzzwords right there in our title. What else do we need to do to get you to click on that link?!
Read moreAmazon’s Jeff Bezos goes head to head with business legend John Rockefeller.
Read moreA 6-month study has unveiled a correlation between people who are ‘loud-talkers’ and those described as ‘assholes.’
Read moreChristopher Halton is an exercise science major, currently unsure about his plans for after his undergraduate studies.
Read moreApple quickly retracted their statement.
Read moreScientists reiterated the obscenely high chances of the Earth perishing in a fiery explosion.
Read moreMale peers are calling this ‘the greatest advancement an engineer has ever made.’
Read moreA monumental breakthrough occurred this past Friday in inter-sex communication.
Read moreAfter recent announcements of future one-way, manned journeys to Mars, sources say that students in Mrs. Cunningham’s 3rd grade class told her they think “it would be really great” if she went into outer space.
Read moreLate last night, sources report FBI director James Comey demanded his wife Patrice Comey open her “backdoor,” citing concerns for national security.
Read moreTuesday’s presentation by the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory on gravitational ripples was hastily interrupted by a gang of local jocks, sources say.
Read moreWith great excitement, a group of scientists announced a major breakthrough in their field today. “This field will never be the same,” claimed Ludwig Nussenbaum, a scientist.
Read moreOn September 28, 2015, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced officially that water had been found on Mars,
Read moreOnly a few days after announcing the release of the Surface 3, Microsoft, a company not known to following standard
Read moreAt a recent technology conference in Palo Alto, 28 year-old Andre Calhoun revealed his latest software breakthrough- an app for
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