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Fact List Spring 2023 Edition 2 

10 Signs You or Someone You Know May be an NPC

March 29, 2023 i hate texting while driving, i hate trucks, npc, texting while driving

Do any of these signs apply to you?

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Developing Stories Fact Spring 2023 Edition 1 

Weather Balloon Sparks National Outrage; Huge Misunderstanding

February 9, 2023 balloon, military, myrtle beach, we bought one

Our first ever blunder…

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Fact Fall 2022 Edition 4 Halloween 

Drip, Drip, Drip. Squish, Squish, Squish. He’s Back.

October 28, 2022 man, mouthwash, toothpaste

The return of a cult classic.

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Campus Developing Stories Fact Fall 2022 Edition 2 Sci-Tech 

Campus Internet Eduroam Powered by Hamster Wheel

September 27, 2022September 27, 2022 eduroam, hamster, internet, wheel

Ever wondered why the internet on campus is so bad?

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Fact Fall 2022 Edition 1 Sci-Tech 

Third Spur Exclusive Tours: An insider’s tour of UofSC’s new state-of-the-art Cocky cloning vat facility

September 13, 2022 clones, cocky, secret

You’re telling me you haven’t wondered where Cocky came from?

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Fact Politics Spring 2022 Edition 3 The NFT Edition 

Third Spur Wormhole Special: 2032 Booster Shot Clinic

March 22, 2022 ben shapiro, joe biden, nft, vaccine

Join our bravest info warrior on a quest for the future of truth in journalism…

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Fact Politics Sci-Tech Spring 2022 Edition 3 The NFT Edition World 

Breaking News: US and EU Have Decided to Present Putin with Ukraine NFT to Thwart Potential World War

March 22, 2022 biden, nft, putin, russia, ukraine

Take a look at how the world cleverly outsmarted everyone’s least favorite person.

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Fact Fall 2021 Edition 6 Halloween 

Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Oh no! It’s the Toothpaste Man!

October 26, 2021October 26, 2021 dental hygiene, horror, lore

Is your toothpaste where you left it? You’d best go and check.

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Campus Fact Fall 2021 Edition 5 

Professor Shows Up to Class To Find Every Student Skipped

October 19, 2021 attendance, GroupMe, just dessert

Showing up to class without checking your email is one of the most embarrassing and annoying things that will happen on a near-weekly basis in college.

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Fact Fall 2018 Edition 8 List 

Top 5 Ways to Not Become Exactly Like Your Father

December 4, 2018 existential crisis, father, list, son

Uh oh! Are you having an existential crisis again? It’s alright, we’ve all been there… laying in bed on a

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Fact Fall 2018 Edition 7 World 

Fact: It’s a Katana, not a Sword

November 15, 2018November 15, 2018 anime, imbecile, katana, sword, weeb

No, it’s not the same thing.

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Close-Hipp Showdown: Are You More Close or Hipp?
Campus Developing Stories Politics Spring 2023 Edition 2 

Close-Hipp Showdown: Are You More Close or Hipp?

March 29, 2023March 29, 2023

An in-depth look at the nuances of USC’s biggest conflicts in recent history.

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Spring 2023 Edition 2 World 

Weekly News Update

March 29, 2023
Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel
Entertainment Politics Spring 2023 Edition 2 

Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel

March 29, 2023
10 Signs You or Someone You Know May be an NPC
Fact List Spring 2023 Edition 2 

10 Signs You or Someone You Know May be an NPC

March 29, 2023
The Third Spur Investigates: A Sorority Conspiracy (Misinformation?)
Campus Developing Stories Spring 2023 Edition 2 

The Third Spur Investigates: A Sorority Conspiracy (Misinformation?)

March 29, 2023
Opinion: Comedy is Dead, and I Have Killed It
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Opinion: Comedy is Dead, and I Have Killed It

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