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Our first ever blunder…
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Drip, Drip, Drip. Squish, Squish, Squish. He’s Back.
The return of a cult classic.
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Campus Internet Eduroam Powered by Hamster Wheel
Ever wondered why the internet on campus is so bad?
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Third Spur Exclusive Tours: An insider’s tour of UofSC’s new state-of-the-art Cocky cloning vat facility
You’re telling me you haven’t wondered where Cocky came from?
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Join our bravest info warrior on a quest for the future of truth in journalism…
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Breaking News: US and EU Have Decided to Present Putin with Ukraine NFT to Thwart Potential World War
Take a look at how the world cleverly outsmarted everyone’s least favorite person.
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Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Oh no! It’s the Toothpaste Man!
Is your toothpaste where you left it? You’d best go and check.
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Professor Shows Up to Class To Find Every Student Skipped
Showing up to class without checking your email is one of the most embarrassing and annoying things that will happen on a near-weekly basis in college.
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Top 5 Ways to Not Become Exactly Like Your Father
Uh oh! Are you having an existential crisis again? It’s alright, we’ve all been there… laying in bed on a
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Fact: It’s a Katana, not a Sword
No, it’s not the same thing.
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