Off-Campus Housing Offers Safety Solutions!
When it comes to keeping residents safe, off campus complexes are pulling out all the stops.
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Sports
Shane Beamer Hates Title IX, Fans of Women Outraged
You’ll never guess what a prominent member of the UofSC community has done now…
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6 Things You Could Use as a Shirt for Football Games
Who would have thought the bandana idea would take off?
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ACC To Become Division II Conference
“We decided it was time to take action.”
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Gamecock Fans “Can’t Wait” to be Destroyed by Alabama Next Year
It’s so nice to have a false sense of hope early in the season, only to have my dreams crushed in the first five minutes of the game. It’s the Gamecock way.
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Muschamp Says Strong Season All Down to Good Luck, Literally
Coach Muschamp details his secret to winning in 2017.
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Richland Deputies Host Tailgate with Confiscated Booze
The deputies rented out spots in Memorial Lot, leaving several coolers inside their black Chevrolet Tahoe, blasting 80’s rock hits.
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Carolina Panthers Furious Over Cam Newton, Luke Kuechly Dogfighting Scandal
‘Football is a tough game, and you need to have a way to blow off some steam outside of the sport. For us, we like to get into renovated WWI era airplanes and fly them around,’ Kuechly said.
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2017 South Carolina Gamecocks Football Preview
After their first victory, here’s what to expect of the Gamecocks this season.
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Sergio Garcia Yet to Take Off Green Jacket
Once given the green jacket, Garcia has been seen wearing the jacket in restaurants, church and even the gym.
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Dawn Staley Blesses Throngs of Athletes Cursed by Sin of Losing
‘We are all children of the Ball,’ a glowing Staley preached from the steps of the Thomas Cooper Library, ‘and the Ball loves us all.’
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Frank Martin Fired After Disappointing Season
Frank Martin became the first Gamecock Basketball coach since 2004 to lose an NCAA tournament game.
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Gamecock Men Relieved to Return to Studies After Loss to Gonzaga
The team was dismayed this March as they were forced to miss more and more class.
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Frank Martin Saves 30 Orphans From Burning Building While Researching Cancer Cure And Also He Adopted This Three-Legged Shelter Puppy
Orphanage director Mary Stevens told reporters that Martin “sang lullabies and explained zone defense schemes to the children to soothe them during the rescue.
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How to Afford a Ticket to the Final Four
If you follow these tips, you too could be dancing with the Gamecocks in Phoenix this weekend!
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Opinion: I Bequeath Unto Thee, Sindarius Thornwell, Ruler of Men, My First-Born Son and All That He Lay Heir To
Hail Sindarius Thornwell, Alpha and Omega, First and Final, Forever!
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March Madness 2017 Preview
Third Spur Sports offers its in-depth preview of college basketball’s top contenders.
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Student Body Still Figuring this Whole Basketball Thing Out
‘It took me awhile to get used to all of the handballs,’ said one attendee at last week’s game.
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Opinion: You Think This is a Fucking Game?
I don’t coach football. I am football.
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Breaking Down Puppy Bowl XIII
With the first Sunday of February right around the corner, Americans are gearing up for Puppy Bowl XIII, and the
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Clemson FB Players Surprised Championship Trophy Contains No Orifice To Stick Fingers In
Multiple players were outspoken with the media post-game, after discovering that the 67 cm tall trophy contained no slit, crevice, hole, or opening of any kind in which to fondle.
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Loud Orange Man Wins Unexpectedly
The man who is loud and orange was not expected to win, but did.
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Dak Prescott Determined to Prove Wrong Fantasy Teams Who Passed on Him
‘When I would see great fantasy football players like Joe Montana or Troy Aikman average 23, 24 points a week, I would just think ‘That could be me one day in the fantasy football leagues.”
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Clemson Forfeits Win in Little Known “Color Palette” Technicality
The Gamecocks’ record is now 7-5, while the Tigers will drop to 10-2, eliminating them from contention for the playoff.
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Chicago Cubs Set Off Apocalypse With World Series Win
They celebrated their championship blissfully, unaware that they had wrought a future of locust swarms and fire raining from the sky.
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USC Football Forms Intramural Team
The decision has received outstanding support from the USC community.
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Muschamp Discovered To Have Gotten Job Through Make-A-Wish Foundation
Students and alumni everywhere were mildly surprised at the news.
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Performance Enhancing Drugs Ravage Intramural Flag Football League
Scandal has struck the University of South Carolina as widespread use of performance enhancing drugs were found in the intramural flag football community.
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Gamecock Football: 2016 Season Preview
As opening kickoff draws nearer, get ready for football with Third Spur’s All Access Guide to the 2016 Gamecocks Football Team.
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Dallas Cowboys’ Ezekiel Elliott Accused of Domestic Violence, Cowboys’ Organization Proud of His Progress
Following recent accusations of domestic violence, The Dallas Cowboys front office is reportedly “very pleased” with how quickly rookie running back Ezekiel Elliot is fitting into the organization.
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Toddler’s College Savings “Small Price to Pay” For Trip To Super Bowl
In a selfless act of fatherly love, local man and super fan Todd Johnson has spent all $12,763 saved for his toddler’s college education on the priceless experience of watching the Denver Broncos play in the Super Bowl.
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Frank Martin Dumps Body Of Referee Into Lake Murray
Late Saturday night, Frank Martin, USC Men’s Basketball Head Coach, was spotted dumping the body of basketball referee John Smith, 42, into Lake Murray.
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USC Head Coach Search: Who Are The Candidates?
As Athletic Director Ray Tanner continues the search for the next Head Football Coach, Third Spur Sports has compiled a list of coaches rumored to be in contention for the job.
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Gamecock Football Players Boycott, Demand to be Replaced by Better Players
To combat what they describe as a culture of systematic losing, the University of South Carolina football team has collectively declared it will not practice or participate in any games until all players are let go and replaced with better, more talented athletes.
Read moreSteve Spurrier’s Ghost Haunts Athletic Facilities
Reports of mysterious happenings in the University of South Carolina’s athletic facilities have surfaced in recent days. Several football players
Read moreInside Football: Gamecocks Planning To Win First Game
After last year’s lukewarm record, there have been doubts as to what strategy the Gamecocks’ coaching staff will implement in the
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ISIS Claims Responsibility For Busted Brackets
The hearts of many Americans were crushed Thursday, just hours after the start of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Following
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