Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel

Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel

March 29, 2023 biden, jack, Obama, trump, twitch

Be sure to tune in to what is sure to be the greatest(but not latest) in online entertainment.

Entertainment Opinion Spring 2023 Edition 2

Opinion: Comedy is Dead, and I Have Killed It

March 29, 2023 !, ?, comedy, frizz, king of the hill, koth, magic school bus, no, the, way, with, ytp

Sorry if you don’t get it.

Big Thursday Campus Entertainment Fall 2022 Edition 2

LeConte college reopens as University of South Carolina’s first 90’s school girl themed nightclub

September 27, 2022 bitch, britney, club, it's, leconte

The one place you’ve always wished you could party.

Developing Stories Entertainment Spring 2022 Edition 4

UofSCrewballs: The Receipt Demon

March 30, 2022 litterbug, profile piece, vigilante

In this inaugural installment of UofSCrewballs, we’re going to figure out what all the hubbub is about this Grubhub themed killer.

Entertainment Holiday Spring 2022 Edition 2

Happy Cluckin’ Valentine’s

February 15, 2022 betrayal, cocky, valentine's day

Cocky and I have been dating for four months already and things are going pretty well.

Entertainment Spring 2022 Edition 2

Twenty-First Birthday Themes That Have Definitely Never Been Done Before

February 15, 2022 big 21, birthday, legal drinking

Here are some new, fresh theme ideas I’m considering for my own bash so that we can all get shwasted for my #FirstLegalDrink!

Entertainment Spring 2022 Edition 1

Say Goodbye to Horoscopes, and Hello to Hornoscopes!

February 1, 2022 astrology, horoscopes, superstition

Throw away your tarot cards, ouija board, and crystals. Your Co-Star app can guide you no longer. UofSC’s newest prophet, Cockdhi, has developed a new way to align your Cockras.

Campus Developing Stories Entertainment Spring 2022 Edition 1

Tempting Fate: Cramming Student Sure That Quick Nap at 12:30 Won’t Hurt Grade

February 1, 2022 naptime, study tips, time management

The hopeless student reportedly needs a B+ grade or higher to pass the exam and thereby his Business Calculus course.

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 7

Peep These Totally Chic Fall Fashion Trends!

November 9, 2021 fashion, listicle, photography

Here are some of the best #lewks of the szn so you can escape the “big-shirt-to-leggings-pipeline”!

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 7 Holiday

Last Spirit Halloween Rebrands In Struggle to Stay Relevant

November 9, 2021November 9, 2021 christmas, rebranding, spirit halloween

As most Spirit Halloween stores give up the ghost, one location has unfinished business preventing it from departing our mortal plane.

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 7 Opinion

6 Questions to Ask Your S/O This Fall

November 9, 2021 advice, lizards, relationships

If you’re planning on taking your new relationship into the Spring semester, there are a few questions you need to be asking your partner upfront.

Campus Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 6

Third Spur Wormhole Special: Report from Hellworld

October 26, 2021 alternate universe, real news, UISCW campus

We’re firing up the ol’ wormhole generator and giving you an exclusive news article from the apocalyptic hell world that exists in parallel to our own, reported directly from The Fourth Thorn.

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 5

6 Costume Ideas for Halloween 2021 That Won’t Get You Fired One Day!

October 19, 2021 costume advice, halloween, post-topical

We can’t help it if you paint someone’s siding with chicken spawn, but we can point you in the right direction with a costume.

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 5

Breaking: Student Senate’s $10,000 Embezzlement Scandal

October 19, 2021 business, Money, Student Government

Alex Harrell pleads guilty and names all of his accomplices in this shocking expose.

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 5

3 Simple Steps to Getting a Boyfriend in a Conservative Household

October 19, 2021 entertainment, GenZ, LGBTQ+, lifehack

After much deliberation, restless nights, a few Bangs (the energy drink, of course), and countless hours spent on BibleHub, I concocted the perfect plan. Here’s how I did it.

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 4

Student Tests Positive After Barely Going To That Many Parties

October 12, 2021 covid, frat, party

“If someone as safety-conscious as me can get it, anyone can.”

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 3 Opinion

Opinion: 5 Must-Try Drugs This Fall Break

October 5, 2021 fall break, party hard, vacation

Here at the Third Spur, we’ve been keeping our ear to the ground, and we are happy to present our curated list of 2021’s hottest narcotics.

Developing Stories Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 2 Sci-Tech

Damn It: The Rats Powering the Third Spur Servers Escaped

September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 malfunction, mousehunt, whoopsies

Staff members were informed of the breakout by a small group of loyalist rats.

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 2

Cookin’ with the Spurs: Chocolate Chip Cookies

September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 cookin' with the spurs, dexterity check, recipe

Baking is all about finesse. Every measurement has to be performed perfectly, or the entire recipe will be a bust.

Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 1

Cookin’ with the Spurs: Pork Chops for 1

September 21, 2021September 21, 2021 cookin' with the spurs, cooking, pork chops, recipe

You too can enjoy what was once reserved for normal people by just following this simple recipe!

Entertainment Fall 2020 Edition 1

Third Spur’s Kitchen: Microwave Nachos For Broke College Students

October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 kleenex, nachos, recipe

You’ll love this easy recipe any time you’re craving a quick snack!

Entertainment Holiday Spring 2020 Edition 1

Five Totally Foolproof Ways To Get Your Fifth Grade Crush To Notice You

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 2000s, crush, fifth grade, love, valentine

It’s the late 2000s, love is in the air, and you have a crush that’s in the fifth grade (wow!).

Entertainment Holiday Spring 2020 Edition 1

Opinion: Feeling Bitter On Valentine’s Day? Try This!

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 jane eyre, revenge, valentine

I’ve rediscovered a 19th century British Valentine’s tradition called Vinegar Valentines.

Entertainment Fall 2019 Edition 2

Only True Fans Of Age Of Consent Laws Can Get A Perfect Score On This Quiz

November 16, 2019February 12, 2020

When it comes to the age of consent, are you a legal whiz?

Entertainment Fall 2019 Edition 1

Top 5 Ways To Drive The Serial Killer Behind Your Shower Curtain WILD

September 20, 2019 advice, shower curtain, third spur/cosmo collab

Get started on pampering the Man of Your Nightmares, sister!

Entertainment Opinion Spring 2019 Edition 1

Movie Reviews By Grandpa Leeroy – “The Emoji Movie”

February 9, 2019 doggone kids, emoji, grandfather, movie, review, the emoji movie

Good God. This one. Look, I don’t pretend to be hip with the new technology like you Millennials. A fax

Entertainment Spring 2019 Edition 1

Indie Band “Not Prepared For Fame So Quickly”

February 9, 2019 cover, guitar, indie, Music, open mic, popular, soundcloud, studio

Columbia-based indie band Utah Run, a musical group formed out of guitarist Jake Wolziek’s apartment, faces an unusual problem.

Entertainment Fall 2018 Edition 6 Opinion

Movie Reviews By Grandpa Leeroy: “The Godfather”

October 31, 2018 doggone kids, godfather, grandpa, movie

You’ll probably think this movie’s a waste of time.

Campus Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 7

Freshmen Fashion Week: The Hottest Looks from Students Realizing College Has No Dress Code

April 16, 2018 campus, fashion, freshmen

“As I started noticing some upperclassmen around me, it dawned on me that I can wear literally anything that I want.”

Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 4

Marvel Executives on Black Panther Release: “See? We Aren’t Racist, We Have a Black Movie”

February 25, 2018 black panther, marvel, movies

Marvel responds to recent controversy over their casting choices.

Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 5

Male Celebrities Dress for #NotMe Campaign During 2018 Academy Awards

February 24, 2018March 6, 2018 harassment, movies, oscars

The men dressed in solid colors based on the severity of the accusations levied against them.

Campus Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 5

Which USC President are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

February 20, 2018March 20, 2018 horoscopes, president, USC

Aries: You are Jonathan Maxcy. You’re the first on the list, so naturally you would be the first president of

Entertainment Spring 2018 Edition 3

Book Review: A Tale of Two Cities

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018

Before I begin, I thought I should make one thing very clear—I have totally read this book.

Entertainment Fall 2017 Edition 7

“How Can All These Powerful Men Be So Awful?” Asks Man Sending 9th Unsolicited Dick Pic of the Week

November 18, 2017November 27, 2017 dicks

Rioux was seen asking a woman in his check-out line if “that [cucumber] was big enough for [her].”

Entertainment Fall 2017 Edition 3

Horoscopes: October 2017

September 30, 2017October 1, 2017 horoscopes

Libra (September 23 to October 22) – Nothing of note will occur. Just go on with your life and pretend like nothing is wrong with the world.

Entertainment Spring 2017 Edition 2

World Puzzled As 2017 Has Not Yet Killed Celebrity

January 27, 2017January 27, 2017 2017, entertainment

2017 has not yet killed anyone of consequence.

Entertainment Spring 2017 Edition 1

Trump “Inauguration Festival” Lands Middle School Choir

January 19, 2017 election, inauguration, politics, trump

The lineup for Donald Trump’s ‘Inauguration Festival’ was finally released Wednesday January 18th, and it has music fans everywhere dying to get a ticket.

Entertainment Fall 2016 Edition 1

Joe Pesci Swallows Reporter Whole

September 15, 2016September 20, 2016 actor, Joe Pesci, movies

While sitting on a panel for the upcoming film ‘The Irishman,’ noted American actor Joe Pesci swallowed a reporter in one fluid motion, according to sources.

Entertainment

Student Hopes Third Listen of Broadway Musical ‘Hamilton’ Enough to Get Laid

April 6, 2016April 6, 2016 Hamilton, love, Musical

Finishing his third play-through of the week, sophomore Jared Davis expressed hope that his extensive exposure to the popular Broadway

Entertainment

Kanye Announces Anti-Piracy Campaign

March 17, 2016 Kanye West, Music, Piracy

Speaking from the deck of his newly built ship, “Queen B’s Revenge”, Kanye West announced earlier today that he would be setting sail in a new anti-piracy campaign.

CC by 2.0 Ivan Bandura

Entertainment

Oscars To Feature Only White, Human Nominees

February 28, 2016 boycott, human, oscar

Controversy has erupted as the 2016 Academy-Awards approach with the only nominations for major awards going to white, human actors.

CC BY 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=119112 Photo: Zach Klein

Entertainment

Nation’s Whites Thrilled To See Coldplay Perform At Super Bowl

February 8, 2016 Coldplay, football, super bowl

During this year’s Super Bowl Half Time performance, every white person in the country reportedly took a break from discussing Downton Abbey and poorly recreating “The Dab” to enjoy Adult-Alternative music group Coldplay.

Entertainment

Carolina Productions Releases Spring 2016 Movie Lineup

January 17, 2016January 17, 2016 Carolina Productions, movies, USC

Cinema-lovers rejoice- Carolina Productions has released its spring movie lineup for the Russell House Theater. We’ve included the whole list here, for easy viewing. Enjoy!