Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel
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Read moreIn this inaugural installment of UofSCrewballs, we’re going to figure out what all the hubbub is about this Grubhub themed killer.
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Read moreHere are some new, fresh theme ideas I’m considering for my own bash so that we can all get shwasted for my #FirstLegalDrink!
Read moreThrow away your tarot cards, ouija board, and crystals. Your Co-Star app can guide you no longer. UofSC’s newest prophet, Cockdhi, has developed a new way to align your Cockras.
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Read moreThe hopeless student reportedly needs a B+ grade or higher to pass the exam and thereby his Business Calculus course.
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Read moreAs most Spirit Halloween stores give up the ghost, one location has unfinished business preventing it from departing our mortal plane.
Read moreIf you’re planning on taking your new relationship into the Spring semester, there are a few questions you need to be asking your partner upfront.
Read moreWe’re firing up the ol’ wormhole generator and giving you an exclusive news article from the apocalyptic hell world that exists in parallel to our own, reported directly from The Fourth Thorn.
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Read moreAlex Harrell pleads guilty and names all of his accomplices in this shocking expose.
Read moreAfter much deliberation, restless nights, a few Bangs (the energy drink, of course), and countless hours spent on BibleHub, I concocted the perfect plan. Here’s how I did it.
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Read moreHere at the Third Spur, we’ve been keeping our ear to the ground, and we are happy to present our curated list of 2021’s hottest narcotics.
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Read moreI’ve rediscovered a 19th century British Valentine’s tradition called Vinegar Valentines.
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Read moreColumbia-based indie band Utah Run, a musical group formed out of guitarist Jake Wolziek’s apartment, faces an unusual problem.
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Read moreMarvel responds to recent controversy over their casting choices.
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Read moreAries: You are Jonathan Maxcy. You’re the first on the list, so naturally you would be the first president of
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Read moreRioux was seen asking a woman in his check-out line if “that [cucumber] was big enough for [her].”
Read moreLibra (September 23 to October 22) – Nothing of note will occur. Just go on with your life and pretend like nothing is wrong with the world.
Read more2017 has not yet killed anyone of consequence.
Read moreThe lineup for Donald Trump’s ‘Inauguration Festival’ was finally released Wednesday January 18th, and it has music fans everywhere dying to get a ticket.
Read moreWhile sitting on a panel for the upcoming film ‘The Irishman,’ noted American actor Joe Pesci swallowed a reporter in one fluid motion, according to sources.
Read moreFinishing his third play-through of the week, sophomore Jared Davis expressed hope that his extensive exposure to the popular Broadway
Read moreSpeaking from the deck of his newly built ship, “Queen B’s Revenge”, Kanye West announced earlier today that he would be setting sail in a new anti-piracy campaign.
Read moreControversy has erupted as the 2016 Academy-Awards approach with the only nominations for major awards going to white, human actors.
Read moreDuring this year’s Super Bowl Half Time performance, every white person in the country reportedly took a break from discussing Downton Abbey and poorly recreating “The Dab” to enjoy Adult-Alternative music group Coldplay.
Read moreCinema-lovers rejoice- Carolina Productions has released its spring movie lineup for the Russell House Theater. We’ve included the whole list here, for easy viewing. Enjoy!
Read moreRory Morton, 18, somehow managed to have a terrible date to the South Carolina State Fair on Saturday, sources say.
Read moreLocal Douchebag Brian Fielding, 27, brought his guitar to yet another party, which, for some inexplicable reason, he believed was
Read moreAt the Winter’s Gate Retirement Community, there’s not much for the residents to do while they await their deaths. Some
Read moreThe stars were shining in Hollywood on Sunday night, where hundreds of celebrities gathered at Dolby Theatre for the 87th Academy
Read moreLong time carnival employee William “Scurgly” Harrisburg really has his life going in the right direction. Scurgly’s good fortune started
Read moreThe Third Spur has been granted an exclusive view of Michael Bay’s new adaptation of Eric Carle’s “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”
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