Opinion: Jesus Christ, The Moon Was Fucking Red Last Night

I don’t if anybody noticed or if it was just me, but what the fuck is going on? I thought it was the apocalypse or some shit. Somebody else had to have seen the moon last night. I mean, it was red.

I swear to Christ. On my honor, whatever. I was just walking outside, like a little high, but- and I’m not kidding- the whole thing looked like it was on fire. It freaked me out. I mean I don’t read the news or anything, but somebody else had to have noticed that shit. I mean, it was full too. I’ve never seen anything like that in my life. It was almost like a hyper-moon or something. Come on. I can’t have been the only person to see the moon last night.

I just wish I took a picture of it. Nobody is going to believe me when I tell them how red this moon was.