Opinion: I Accidentally Fell In Love as a Joke
The joke began with some harmless flirting, but quickly spun out of control.
Read moreThe joke began with some harmless flirting, but quickly spun out of control.
Read moreAlicia attended her 8:05 for the third time this month? Cancel class.
Read moreby Barron Trump
Read moreI think we should maybe talk for a bit, if you don’t mind.
Read moreWait, you aren’t? Oh.
Read moreWe need to also acknowledge that body pillows have just as much a right to be in public spaces as the rest of us.
Read moreToo often people strive for spontaneity, but I have found sex is so much better when it is formulaic.
Read moreOver Parents Weekend, there were two crazy things named Julia that came into town: the topical storm and my bitch mom.
Read moreI am a $20 Federal Reserve Note. For years now, people have been judging me, along with my other fellow notes of varied denominations, for the human face printed on my body.
Read moreBy Belial the Younger
There was a time when all men quaked before the Elder Gods. That time is long gone. Now, only a few of us remain who know the true power of the Elder Gods. The arrogant hedonists at Clemson are among those who have forgotten.
By Angie Frye, Junior Psychology Major – Listen guys, I don’t consider myself a sports aficionado, by any means, but I think it’s time we have a serious discussion about letting both basketball teams win the game.
Read moreFall has begun, here in Columbia, and as the leaves fall to the ground and squirrels run to and fro in anticipation of the coming frost, I just went on my last first date with the girl who I know is “the one.”
Read moreWith the constant commercialization of today’s society, we often lose sight of the true meaning behind some of our favorite traditions.
Read moreI don’t know about you guys, but Jesus Christ, the moon was fucking red last night. I don’t if anybody
Read moreIn recent years, there has been a noticeable decline in the quality of American news. Once, it was a reliable
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