I’m Pretty Sure I Have ADHD But I’m Not Entirely Sure How To Prove It

Many people will tell you that college is a humbling experience. I know I’ve heard the saying many many times: “If you think you’re pretty, go to college. If you think you’re smart, go to college.” WELL, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU A SAYING OF MY OWN:

If you think you have focus issues, go to college!

Firstly, I become aware of my own breathing multiple times per day. This has led me to realize that my asthma has in fact returned with quite a force! 

While I’m thinking of that, did you know how annoying trying to look cool while puffing your inhaler is? Sucking in that hefty load straight down my throat… don’t even get me started on the looks people will give you. The nerve! 

Oh anyways, I’ve also noticed I physically and mentally cannot complete work unless the Sword of Consequences is dangling directly over my head. Like in that one episode of an old Disney show or something… wait, what show was that? I feel like that could be a “Phineas and Ferb” reference.

Phineas and Ferb was such a masterpiece too, I can’t imagine who I would be without watching those two step-brother-obtuse-shape-looking motherfuckers get up to nonsense during their 104 day summers. And DOOFENSHMIRTZ. A FULL-BLOWN MASTERPIECE EXAMPLE OF CHARACTER BUILDING WITH ARGUABLY THE MOST COMPELLING ARC ON THE SHOW. 

Oh anyways, like I was saying, as I’ve aged, I’ve begun to notice I can’t focus for longer than a few controlled minutes at a time.

Lasting any longer than that is unique and also very impressive for me, although I’m told it’s not about the length, it’s about the girth… speaking of which, I feel like there’s something to be said for the argument of the quality even more than length or girth. Wait, what?