• Whoa, That Bike Cop Sure Was in a Hurry
  • Student Considers Getting Flu Shot in "Couple of Days"
  • Modulated Voice on Phone Asks if Pastides Up for One Last Job
  • Tide Pods "So Last Week?" Bleach-Drinking Teens Say Yes
  • Student Might Be Abroad Next Semester, if it Like, Works Out
  • "Lots of Foreigners Here," Visiting Father Says a Bit Too Loudly

Question of the Week

If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, would you