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Holiday Spring 2022 Edition 4 World 

Netflix to Release New Docuseries for Women’s History Month

March 30, 2022 docuseries, serial killer, women's history month

Have you even heard of Joanna Wilkes Booth? Case-in-point.

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Holiday Opinion Spring 2022 Edition 4 

Opinion: Men’s History Month Would Be Way More Epicer

March 30, 2022 men's rights, women's history month

Think about it: what have women actually done for history?

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Holiday Opinion Spring 2022 Edition 4 

Men’s Guide to Women’s History Month

March 30, 2022 information, men's guide, women's history month

Strap in and put on your ponchos, brohams, because it’s about to get wet n’ wild.

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Entertainment Holiday Spring 2022 Edition 2 

Happy Cluckin’ Valentine’s

February 15, 2022 betrayal, cocky, valentine's day

Cocky and I have been dating for four months already and things are going pretty well.

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Holiday Opinion Spring 2022 Edition 1 

All I Wanted For Christmas Was A Golden Retriever Gamer Boy

February 1, 2022 disappointment, presents, tiktok reference

Who doesn’t dream of having their own golden retriever gamer boy?

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Fall 2021 Edition 8 Holiday Opinion Thanksgiving 

6 Items For Your Thanksgiving Break To-Do List

November 16, 2021 listicle, skeleton, spring break

Let’s face it: Thanksgiving Break is going to be different.

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Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 7 Holiday 

Last Spirit Halloween Rebrands In Struggle to Stay Relevant

November 9, 2021November 9, 2021 christmas, rebranding, spirit halloween

As most Spirit Halloween stores give up the ghost, one location has unfinished business preventing it from departing our mortal plane.

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Entertainment Holiday Spring 2020 Edition 1 

Five Totally Foolproof Ways To Get Your Fifth Grade Crush To Notice You

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 2000s, crush, fifth grade, love, valentine

It’s the late 2000s, love is in the air, and you have a crush that’s in the fifth grade (wow!).

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Holiday Spring 2020 Edition 1 

Alone on Valentines Day? Humans Repelled By You? Not Anymore!

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 valentines, wisdom

There’s some things that even modern science can’t get right, but we haven’t forgotten the Old Ways of His Knowledge.

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Entertainment Holiday Spring 2020 Edition 1 

Opinion: Feeling Bitter On Valentine’s Day? Try This!

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 jane eyre, revenge, valentine

I’ve rediscovered a 19th century British Valentine’s tradition called Vinegar Valentines. 

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Holiday Spring 2018 Edition 6 World 

Top Seven Sins to Commit in the Time Between Jesus’s Death and Resurrection

March 31, 2018March 31, 2018 easter, religion, sin

Sinning Saturday is the one time where you can do wrong without Jesus Christ looking. Don’t waste it!

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Holiday World 

Santa Claus to Skip White House Visit

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017 christmas, santa, white house

“Nearly everyone in that house is up to some dubious shit. From President Trump to the gardeners, everyone was on the naughty list.”

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Holiday World 

Local Man Buys Present For Girlfriend Planning To Dump Him

December 15, 2015December 20, 2017 breakup, christmas, Gift, love

Area man Zachary Nguyen, 32, recently purchased a necklace for 28 year-old Karen LeFort, the girlfriend planning to dump him one week from Tuesday, reports say.

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Holiday World 

Jewish Man Prepared To Be Awkward Afterthought At Work Christmas Party

December 5, 2015December 20, 2017 christmas, Hanukkah, Judaism, party

After mentioning his religion in passing to a co-worker last week, local Jew Jake Silverman announced Saturday that he’s ready to be an awkward afterthought at this year’s office holiday gathering.

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Holiday World 

KKK Warming Up To Kwanzaa

December 24, 2014December 20, 2017 holidays, KKK, kwanzaa

For years members of the infamous Ku Klux Klan have been stirring controversy with their racist actions and beliefs, but

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Holiday Opinion 

Editorial: There Is No Santa Claus, Amy, Now Stop Fucking Asking

December 17, 2014December 20, 2017 christmas, editorial, santa

Every year, The Third Spur receives countless letters from local children, seeking the answer to one question: is Santa Claus

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Netflix to Release New Docuseries for Women’s History Month
Holiday Spring 2022 Edition 4 World 

Netflix to Release New Docuseries for Women’s History Month

March 30, 2022

Have you even heard of Joanna Wilkes Booth? Case-in-point.

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I’m Pretty Sure I Have ADHD But I’m Not Entirely Sure How To Prove It
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I’m Pretty Sure I Have ADHD But I’m Not Entirely Sure How To Prove It

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Fraternity Exposed as Group of Serial Killers
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Fraternity Exposed as Group of Serial Killers

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