Here are Third Spur‘s Halloween costume ideas to turn people on while reminding them you’re part of the #Resistance. Tag your costume photos to #ThirdSpurHalloween!
- Sexy Climate Scientist. Put on a lab coat and tell them that they’re making your world hotter with a sly, little wink and bam! Instant fornication.
- Sexy Ambiguous News Anchor Costume That Could Either Be Jake Tapper or Rachel Maddow. Let’s face it: these days you can never be sure which Mainstream Media Outlet your future lover leaves playing in the background to occasionally horrify them while they go about their day. Play it safe and ask them to guess which news anchor you are, and you’ll be bedding your sweetheart in no time!
- Sexy Protestor from the Women’s March. Nothing says “I will have consensual intercourse with you” like a protestor concerned with preserving the fundamental autonomy of women and demolishing the patriarchy. Plus, pussy hats, am I right?
- Sexy Ruth Bader Ginsberg. After all, who else can say they were one of the four women confirmed to the Supreme Court, a champion for feminism by founding the Women’s Rights Project at the American Civil Liberties Union, and the baddest bitch on the bench?
- Joe Biden.