Top 5 Scariest Movies to Watch This Halloween
You WON’T BELIEVE what the scariest movie of the year is!
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6 Guns for 6 Feet Trick-or-Treating
With the COVID-19 pandemic still ongoing (Yes, it is. No, really.), Halloween is going to be just another day: still wearing masks, but a little more dressed up and everyone on a sugar high.
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6 Costume Ideas for Halloween 2021 That Won’t Get You Fired One Day!
We can’t help it if you paint someone’s siding with chicken spawn, but we can point you in the right direction with a costume.
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Five Halloween Costumes to Turn People On but also Remind Them You’re Part of the #Resistance
1. Sexy Climate Scientist.
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Axe-Murderer Not Doing Halloween This Year
Local insane axe-murderer Igor Creech has reportedly decided that he will “not be doing Halloween” this Tuesday.
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Consumer Advocates: “Big Pumpkin” Hid Tar, Chemicals in Pumpkin Spice for Years
Washington D.C.- Consumer watchdog groups have come out in recent weeks with allegations against the Big Pumpkin industry, citing an
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How-to Blog: Decorating a Pumpkin
Deviation of any kind will not be tolerated.
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Cultural Appropriation Voted #1 Halloween Costume For Fifth Year Straight
Cultural Appropriation had a significant lead in the poll over its competition, which included the kitty cat, Ken Bone, and Harley Quinn.
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Five Points Called “Trick-or-Treating Nightmare”
USCPD have announced that children will not be permitted to trick-or-treat in Five Points in the future.
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Opinion: Are You Going To Frank’s Tonight?
Wait, you aren’t? Oh.
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Opinion: Why Halloween Still Matters- Celebrating The Birth Of Jesus Christ
With the constant commercialization of today’s society, we often lose sight of the true meaning behind some of our favorite traditions.
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Parents Test Candy, Die
Every Halloween, children are reminded by their parents of urban legends where poisoned candy is distributed to trick-or-treaters. Katie McKinley,
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