Guy Asking Professor Something During Exam Definitely Got a Fucking Hint

Shooting hateful glares toward the front of the room, students taking the Electrical Engineering midterm this afternoon expressed absolute certainty that a classmate who spoke to the professor in hushed tones while pointing at his exam definitely got a motherfucking hint.

Dave Wallis, who sits in the fourth row, said that the panic really began when Dr. Bill Johnson made no move to write any corrections or clarifications on the blackboard after the student sat back down.

“What the fuck did he ask?” Wallis whispered. “I could see him nodding and everything while Johnson was explaining something, and then he had this sly, goddamn smile on his face. Was it about number 3? That son of a bitch.”

Students in the front row of the classroom reported that the pair conspired quietly for somewhere between twenty and thirty seconds, far too long for a something trivial, like a typo.

“No, this was something huge,” Julia Goldman, whose chair by the door gives the best vantage point of Dr. Johnson’s desk, assured. “I swear to God, Johnson drew a little figure in the upper left hand corner of that piece of shit’s paper.” She lowered her voice as she made her conclusion: “I think he was drawing question 3. And did you see how he went back to his desk and immediately scratched something out? Jesus Christ.”

At press time, the students’ eyes were glued to the individual in question, who had just stapled his exam together.