Professor Disappointed to Find No One Does Readings

Successful, Tenured Professor Reignites Longstanding Feud With Basic Classroom Technology

Dr. Schlächten, a recipient of the Bôcher Memorial Prize, was unable to successfully plug in his laptop or turn on the projector.

Dr. Anaya Robinson fondly looks back on the first world capital city she learned as a child. Today, she is

I’ll get there when I get there, and you’re just going to have to deal with that.

“It’s amazing those ‘Japs’ could make even make such great cars, and with such small hands!”

“I think he was drawing question 3. And did you see how he went back to his desk and immediately scratched something out? Jesus Christ.”

‘You always hear about this kind of thing happening in other classrooms, but you never expect it from your own professor.’

According to a report coming out of Dr. Amy Johnson’s office hours, the associate professor of Economics is growing increasingly