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Spring 2018 Edition 6

Opinion Spring 2018 Edition 6 

Opinion: Wow, You Didn’t Fail the Exam as Badly as I Thought You Would!

April 1, 2018April 7, 2018 exams, failure, professor

I mean, you still failed, but it could have gone a lot worse.

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Campus Spring 2018 Edition 6 

Guy Asking Professor Something During Exam Definitely Got a Fucking Hint

March 31, 2018 exams, hint, professor

“I think he was drawing question 3. And did you see how he went back to his desk and immediately scratched something out? Jesus Christ.”

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Campus Developing Stories Spring 2018 Edition 6 

Advising Office to Student Body: “You Aren’t Getting in that Class… Bitch”

March 31, 2018March 31, 2018 campus, classes, registration, USC

“You’ll take a 9:40am lecture with the worst professor we’ve got and you’ll like it.”

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Campus Spring 2018 Edition 6 

Resident Mentor Who’s Never Broken a Rule in Her Life Really Excited to be the “Chill One”

March 31, 2018March 31, 2018 dorm, resident mentor

“I don’t mind if my residents have a little fun… and as long as I don’t hear even the slightest sound coming from anyone’s room past 7 pm.”

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Holiday Spring 2018 Edition 6 World 

Top Seven Sins to Commit in the Time Between Jesus’s Death and Resurrection

March 31, 2018March 31, 2018 easter, religion, sin

Sinning Saturday is the one time where you can do wrong without Jesus Christ looking. Don’t waste it!

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