Opinion: Wow, You Didn’t Fail the Exam as Badly as I Thought You Would!
I mean, you still failed, but it could have gone a lot worse.
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Spring 2018 Edition 6
Guy Asking Professor Something During Exam Definitely Got a Fucking Hint
“I think he was drawing question 3. And did you see how he went back to his desk and immediately scratched something out? Jesus Christ.”
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Advising Office to Student Body: “You Aren’t Getting in that Class… Bitch”
“You’ll take a 9:40am lecture with the worst professor we’ve got and you’ll like it.”
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Resident Mentor Who’s Never Broken a Rule in Her Life Really Excited to be the “Chill One”
“I don’t mind if my residents have a little fun… and as long as I don’t hear even the slightest sound coming from anyone’s room past 7 pm.”
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Top Seven Sins to Commit in the Time Between Jesus’s Death and Resurrection
Sinning Saturday is the one time where you can do wrong without Jesus Christ looking. Don’t waste it!
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