Pope Francis to Host Morning Radio Confession Show
It’s set to air on WKJV at seven on weekdays.
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Spring 2017 Edition 2
Autopsy of Dead Student Reveals Diet was ‘90% Hot Pockets and Pringles’
‘Never before had I seen a more malnourished, sickly person in my life. I felt like an archaeologist digging through the caked layers of Pringles in his stomach.’
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Vladimir Putin Narrows Search For US Supreme Court Nomination
The Russian president reportedly settled on ‘three or four names’ that he feels will ‘uphold Russian values.’
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President Pastides Stumbles Back Onto Campus After Weekend Bender
Pastides nodded to passerby and took long, retrospective drags on his unfiltered Pall Mall cigarette.
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World Puzzled As 2017 Has Not Yet Killed Celebrity
2017 has not yet killed anyone of consequence.
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