“Arms Race” Between President Trump and Kim Jong-Un Continues to Intensify
Trump tweeted on Monday, ‘LITTLE MAN Kim Jong-Un knows nothing about making gains!’
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Trump Bashes the Dead; Calls Them “Weak”
“…All my friends are alive, I’ve never been dead, and those lousy dead individuals clearly didn’t value life enough.”
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Vladimir Putin Narrows Search For US Supreme Court Nomination
The Russian president reportedly settled on ‘three or four names’ that he feels will ‘uphold Russian values.’
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Trump Revealed to be Two Middle Schoolers in Over-Sized Coat
Timmy and Ricky, both age 13, claim to have gotten the idea watching Saturday morning cartoons.
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Trump Dips In Polls After Failing To Alienate Minority
Republican frontrunner Donald Trump experienced a dip polls after going an entire hour without alienating a single minority group.
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Trump Calls For Deportation Of All Women With Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes
By Brett Harris
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump announced today his latest initiative to “Make America Great Again!”: Deport all women who have blonde hair and blue eyes.