I don’t mean to complain, but there are a lot of things that I really just hate. And since I’m sure you feel the same way, here is a list a things that I’m sure you can relate to.
1. Someone steals your parking space
Don’t you just hate it when you’re coming up to a parking spot and someone pulls into it before you can? It’s a real pain if you ask me. Parking on campus is already limited, and trying to find another spot sucks.
2. Your professor assigns homework on a Friday
I hate it when professors assign me homework on Friday. Like, maybe I just want to enjoy my weekend and grow a Chia Pet or two. Growing a Chia Pet is a big time commitment, and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to grow my Chia Pet when I’m all tied up with homework. Oh well. I guess it doesn’t matter because I don’t even have the seeds anyway.
3. You leave your Chia Seeds at home
I’m just going to cut to the chase with this one because I think all of you know what I mean. I left the seeds to my Bob Ross Chia Pet at home and now I can’t grow it. A Bob Ross head is just sitting on my entertainment stand with no hair and there isn’t a thing I can do about it. Bob Ross didn’t die for this. He deserves better.
4. You lose your keys
I think we all know what I’m talking about. You lose your “keys” at your parents house and then you can’t even “go out”. Sucks, doesn’t it?
5. Your favorite painter and TV show host dies of lymphoma on July 4th, 1995 at the age of 52
Great, now the Fourth of July is ruined.
6. The thing you want at the store is super expensive
Did you know a bag of Chia seeds costs about $12?! I don’t know if you knew this “Walmart”, but not everyone just has $14.99 sitting around to buy your Chia seeds. If you ask me, you should be giving those things away for free. But you didn’t ask me, did you? You just went ahead and tried to overcharge me for some seeds. Well, not today, corporate America. I’ll be taking my business somewhere that has more respect for me and my needs. Price gouging!
Anyway, I would continue this list, but I’m honestly too mad about my Chia seeds to even THINK right now. You know what I mean.