Investigation: One Desperate Student’s Embarrassing Dash to Her Shuttle
On Tuesday afternoon, a sophomore was seen speed walking through the Horseshoe in an attempt to catch her shuttle back
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Spring 2018 Edition 2
Opinion: My New Boyfriend Sucks at Kissing, But I Can Fix It
After a couple of months of hard work, intense flirting, and many bottles of wine, I finally got the guy
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Opinion: Don’t You Just Hate It When THESE Things Happen??
I don’t mean to complain, but there are a lot of things that I really just hate. And since I’m
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Father Cleans Battle Axe, Tours Torture Chamber with Daughter’s New Boyfriend
Local father Charles Parker happened to be cleaning an 8th century battle axe this evening at exactly the same time
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Student Returning from Semester Abroad Blindsided by Pandini’s Absence
The one thing she had been looking forward to while abroad was a meal at Pandini’s.
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Guy Wearing High School Hoodie Finally Finds Former Classmate Who Also Goes Here
“I decided to wear my Thurwell High Eagles sweatshirt everyday until I found him.”
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Opinion: I Accidentally Fell In Love as a Joke
The joke began with some harmless flirting, but quickly spun out of control.
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