Mr. Boddy Found Dead At Tudor Hall

Tragedy struck last night at Tudor Hall, when Mr. Boddy was found dead. The house’s six guests, Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum, Mrs. Peacock, Reverend Green, Colonel Mustard, and Mrs. White, set out to investigate his death.

Early in the night, Rev. Green fielded the idea that Professor Plum killed Boddy with a wrench in the ballroom. Plum denied the accusation, claiming he was instead in the lounge when Boddy was slain.

Miss Scarlet then proceeded to boldly accuse herself of killing Boddy in the library with a candlestick. Colonel Mustard reminded Miss Scarlet that they were together in the dining room with the candlestick during the Boddy execution. After such a fucking stupid accusation, the rest of the group decided to completely ignore anything Miss Scarlet suggested.

However, after taking some notes on the accusations, Mrs. Peacock came to the realization that Mrs. White lacked any alibi, and that the revolver was missing, and that no one knew what happened in the cellar, where the body was found. However, Mrs. Peacock mysteriously disappeared shortly after her realization.

If anyone has any information regarding the death of Mr. Boddy, please contact the police or The Third Spur immediately.