Kate Upton Wins Oscar For Best Personality

The stars were shining in Hollywood on Sunday night, where hundreds of celebrities gathered at Dolby Theatre for the 87th Academy Awards ceremony. Among those recognized for their outstanding achievements throughout the year was Kate Upton, who won the Oscar for “Best Personality” for her revolutionary performance in Machine Zone, Inc.’s “Game of War.”

“When we saw Kate was a nominee, there was no question who was going to win,” commented Cheryl Boone Isaacs, President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS). “With her busty spirit and titillating charisma, she was without a doubt our best nominee. She should be proud to add this trophy to her impressive rack.”

Since receiving the prestigious award, Upton has already been contacted by Michael Bay about arranging her next appearance.

“Kate’s great. Did you see those Game of War commercials? Wow. . . those perky personalities are just what I need to make my next film a real hit.”