USC Requests Ideas for New Racists to Name Buildings After
The University Administration has put out a call asking students to submit names of new racists to name buildings after. The request comes as an effort to involve the public in deciding which former slave owners, segregationists, and culturally significant bigots will be recognized by the state institution.
“These days it can be difficult to find figures that are both impressive and contributed to the systematic oppression of black people,” a university official told reporters. “There just aren’t many Strom Thurmonds anymore.”
Early suggestions include the George Wallace Political Science Center and the Hulk Hogan Research Library.