Professor Ratio’d By Student, Dies
Shocking developments are coming to light after a student allegedly ratio’d his professor.
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Read moreFor many USC students who take classes in Close-Hipp, the construction team is a constant in their daily lives. It’s
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Read morePersonable. Hardworking. Size 15. These are some of the traits students are looking for in our next USC President. There
Read more“When I finally saw the cow coming around with pizza, I knew I could pull through.”
Read moreFor several years, students at USC have been accustomed to logging onto the online educational platform known as Blackboard. However,
Read moreDr. Anaya Robinson fondly looks back on the first world capital city she learned as a child. Today, she is
Read more“They must have witnessed his emergence from his shell of a human body.”
Read moreOn Wednesday night, after days of unrelenting and scandal-stricken campaigning on Greene Street and social media alike, the 2019-2020 student
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Read moreAs the election approaches and the student government slowly crumbles at the hands of the Daily Gamecock, self-proclaimed Supreme Leader
Read moreWho would have thought the bandana idea would take off?
Read moreI’ll get there when I get there, and you’re just going to have to deal with that.
Read more“People just don’t realize how bad the winters in South Carolina are.”
Read more“A simple ‘Saturdays are for the cocks’ sticker can go a long way.”
Read moreA paternity test has confirmed their relationship.
Read more“Nope, this is Southern Kitchen. If you are looking for Chick-Fil-A, I would go upstairs.”
Read more“I’m going to be a multimillionaire at the end of this year.”
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Read more“He just doesn’t have any situational awareness or sense of direction.”
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Read moreYou wish you could SLAY like Patricia Moore-Pastides.
Read moreThe mental health awareness event proved to be a big success.
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Read moreI, Darude’s Sandstorm, challenge Florence to a death match.
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Read moreResearchers are closely examining a link between involvement in campus activities and free popsicles.
Read moreCover 3 becomes the latest establishment to be added to the newly-renovated Russell House.
Read more“As I started noticing some upperclassmen around me, it dawned on me that I can wear literally anything that I want.”
Read more“You’ll take a 9:40am lecture with the worst professor we’ve got and you’ll like it.”
Read moreAn expo marker in Petigru is simply taking it one day at a time.
Read moreOn Tuesday afternoon, a sophomore was seen speed walking through the Horseshoe in an attempt to catch her shuttle back
Read more“I decided to wear my Thurwell High Eagles sweatshirt everyday until I found him.”
Read moreMaxcy-Gregg Park is the latest option for on-campus housing.
Read moreThe addition comes after thousands of requests crashed the department’s Twitter page.
Read moreChristopher Halton is an exercise science major, currently unsure about his plans for after his undergraduate studies.
Read moreThe struggle faced by a freshman USC student to find drugs has finally ended today with one simple GroupMe message.
Read moreHey, man, how’s it going? Nobody’s sitting here, right?
Read moreFreshman Steve Montaigne was found deep in the Earth and Water Science Building after being missing for two days.
Read moreI’ve sat there all semester and now you take a load off in my goddamn seat, you prick?
Read moreAlicia attended her 8:05 for the third time this month? Cancel class.
Read moreThe group, which was criticized last year for displaying signs on Greene Street bearing swastikas and other controversial symbols, told Third Spur that it had hoped passing students would have been nicer.
Read moreSources later reported Wolfe was already considering relocating the pile to the center of her carpet.
Read moreGo big or go home, am I right??
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Read moreThe daily blaring fire alarm will be introduced in all the dorm buildings next semester.
Read moreThe grilled Mexican goods have caused several thousand dollars in damage during their rampage.
Read moreAccording to a report coming out of Dr. Amy Johnson’s office hours, the associate professor of Economics is growing increasingly
Read more‘You really have to get out there disrupt someone’s walk to class if you want them to recognize the existence of your organization,’ one candidate said.
Read more‘You don’t want your self-esteem hovering around normal for too long.’
Read more‘I mean, I’m basically empty at this point,’ Williams stated.
Read moreSHC security footage shows the culprit in black gym shorts, a red beanie, and t-shirt with the message ‘Set Love Free.’
Read moreUSCPD have announced that children will not be permitted to trick-or-treat in Five Points in the future.
Read moreThe swipe may only be used once per semester, and does not roll over into a new semester.
Read more‘There just aren’t many Strom Thurmonds anymore,’ one official said.
Read morePastides announced free packs of Newport menthols would be awarded to every student on the annual President’s List.
Read moreMale peers are calling this ‘the greatest advancement an engineer has ever made.’
Read moreOver Parents Weekend, there were two crazy things named Julia that came into town: the topical storm and my bitch mom.
Read moreNine students were suspended after their parents were reprimanded for drinking too much during Parents Weekend.
Read moreUSC roommates Steve Walsh and Mike Thompson resumed their masturbation schedule immediately after the conclusion of Parent’s Weekend earlier this month.
Read moreFall student polls have revealed today that for the third year in a row, the vending machines in the Coker Life Sciences Building have been voted best dining on campus.
Read moreAs new freshmen find their way around campus and into a lifetime of debt, it is important to realize that sobriety is stressful, and it is okay to say no.
Read moreThe University of South Carolina says safe, air conditioned spaces are not in line with its principles.
Read moreResponding to the results of a study taken during a recent lunch period at Russell House, USC administration announced today that dining services will be moved elsewhere in favor of converting the dining hall into a study hall.
Read moreAcross campus this week, father Tom Gladson, who is visiting USC with his daughter Stacy, continues to ask where he can find ‘the quad.’
Read moreAs many prospective students tour USC’s campus during their spring breaks, early reports say that USC’s university ambassadors really have this year’s batch of high schoolers fooled.
Read moreUSC administration announced this morning that construction is planned to begin next week on a new, state-of-the-art construction site.
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