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Fall 2016 Edition 5

Campus Fall 2016 Edition 5 

USC Requests Ideas for New Racists to Name Buildings After

October 20, 2016 buildings, campus, racism, USC

‘There just aren’t many Strom Thurmonds anymore,’ one official said.

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Fall 2016 Edition 5 World 

Family Playing Monopoly Unaware of Future Destruction of Relationship

October 20, 2016October 21, 2016 family, game, Parents

Prior to the start, David confided to his wife that he hopes the game night will bring the family closer together.

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Campus Fall 2016 Edition 5 

Area Strip Club to Begin Accepting ‘Carolina Ca$h’

October 20, 2016October 21, 2016 5-points, Carolina Cash, Strip Club

Students who plan to spend $5000 or more per semester at Platinum will receive a 10% discount on their initial Carolina Cash purchase.

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Fall 2016 Edition 5 World 

Zeus Checks Prayer Queue Just In Case

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 faith, god, religion

‘It’s just something I made a habit of,’ He commented, ‘and I never saw reason to quit.’

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Fall 2016 Edition 5 Opinion 

Opinion: Sex Should Be Mathematical

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 love, mathematics, opinion, sex

Too often people strive for spontaneity, but I have found sex is so much better when it is formulaic.

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Fall 2016 Edition 5 Politics 

Entire Nation Loses Presidential Debate

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 america, Debate, politics

Despite the wide range of topics discussed, the nation was unable to shake the weight of several recent scandals.

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