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Fall 2021 Edition 2

Campus Fall 2021 Edition 2 

Dear Lord, the Oil-Hungry Murder Cult Returns to Campus

September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 oil cult, Pastides, psa

Hide your friends! Hide your family! Hide the cat you’ve raising behind your RM’s back! They’re back.

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Fall 2021 Edition 2 World 

Covid-19 Infections Surge Following Discovery of “Sigma” Variant

September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 covid 19, sigma male, socio-sexual hierarchy

All part of the Sigma grindset.

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Campus Fall 2021 Edition 2 Opinion 

Parents to Remain On-Campus Indefinitely

September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 family day, parents day, staycation

Time to ‘Famigate’.

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Campus Fall 2021 Edition 2 

‘Carolina Combat’ Trading Card Game is Newest Campus Craze

September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 contest, trading card game, unboxing

The popularity of the game has forced the conversion of several campus P.E. centers into Carolina Combat gyms.

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Developing Stories Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 2 Sci-Tech 

Damn It: The Rats Powering the Third Spur Servers Escaped

September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 malfunction, mousehunt, whoopsies

Staff members were informed of the breakout by a small group of loyalist rats.

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Entertainment Fall 2021 Edition 2 

Cookin’ with the Spurs: Chocolate Chip Cookies

September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 cookin' with the spurs, dexterity check, recipe

Baking is all about finesse. Every measurement has to be performed perfectly, or the entire recipe will be a bust.

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