Dear Lord, the Oil-Hungry Murder Cult Returns to Campus
Hide your friends! Hide your family! Hide the cat you’ve raising behind your RM’s back! They’re back.
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Fall 2021 Edition 2
Covid-19 Infections Surge Following Discovery of “Sigma” Variant
All part of the Sigma grindset.
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Parents to Remain On-Campus Indefinitely
Time to ‘Famigate’.
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‘Carolina Combat’ Trading Card Game is Newest Campus Craze
The popularity of the game has forced the conversion of several campus P.E. centers into Carolina Combat gyms.
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Damn It: The Rats Powering the Third Spur Servers Escaped
Staff members were informed of the breakout by a small group of loyalist rats.
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Cookin’ with the Spurs: Chocolate Chip Cookies
Baking is all about finesse. Every measurement has to be performed perfectly, or the entire recipe will be a bust.
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