Opinion: Fuck You, Derek

Fuck you Derek. You’re such an asshole. Wow. Can’t believe I even stayed with you as long as I did. All you ever did was hold me back.

You’re just so immature Derek. I really thought we had something special. But now I see what a child you are. I mean, all you do is sit on your computer all day. You’re pathetic Derek. How about you get your shit together? And fucking throw away those cargo shorts.

I can’t believe I wasted two years of my life on such a dead end stupid relationship. Fuck you Derek. You stole my college years. All of my friends told me I needed to drop you. Hell, I’m sure deep down, even I knew I could do better than a loser like you Derek. That’s right. A loser. That’s all you are.