Five Totally Foolproof Ways To Get Your Fifth Grade Crush To Notice You
It’s the late 2000s, love is in the air, and you have a crush that’s in the fifth grade (wow!).
Read moreIt’s the late 2000s, love is in the air, and you have a crush that’s in the fifth grade (wow!).
Read moreIf you do not support the Green New Deal, you are homophobic.
Read moreI mean, I don’t think yelling abut cocks makes you gay.
Read moreEverything you need to know for the week of love.
Read moreWe’ll give you an object. Then you tell us whether you’d smash, or pass.
Read more“I don’t have huge expectations, you know, so this was perfect,“ she said.
Read moreThe joke began with some harmless flirting, but quickly spun out of control.
Read more“I didn’t do anything,” he feverishly claimed. “Well, at least I think I didn’t.”
Read moreJenkins says he’s waiting to find the right girl not to have sex with, but to make love to. ‘If it happens at a bar, so be it,’ he says.
Read moreWhat we have is special.
Read moreDanvers, 26, was found deceased of an apparent suicide in the colored paper aisle of a local Michael’s.
Read moreHe is reportedly waiting until ‘a smokin’ babe’ is in the room before trying it out.
Read moreOnce inside, it was less than one half-hour before you were thrown from a bucking mechanical bull.
Read moreWe need to also acknowledge that body pillows have just as much a right to be in public spaces as the rest of us.
Read moreToo often people strive for spontaneity, but I have found sex is so much better when it is formulaic.
Read moreSources revealed yesterday that conservative talk-radio icon Rush Limbaugh is still too afraid to admit he has had a crush on Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.
Read moreA monumental breakthrough occurred this past Friday in inter-sex communication.
Read moreFinishing his third play-through of the week, sophomore Jared Davis expressed hope that his extensive exposure to the popular Broadway
Read moreArea man Zachary Nguyen, 32, recently purchased a necklace for 28 year-old Karen LeFort, the girlfriend planning to dump him one week from Tuesday, reports say.
Read moreFuck you Derek. You’re such an asshole. Wow. Can’t believe I even stayed with you as long as I did. All you ever did was hold me back.
Read moreFall has begun, here in Columbia, and as the leaves fall to the ground and squirrels run to and fro in anticipation of the coming frost, I just went on my last first date with the girl who I know is “the one.”
Read moreRory Morton, 18, somehow managed to have a terrible date to the South Carolina State Fair on Saturday, sources say.
Read moreAt the Winter’s Gate Retirement Community, there’s not much for the residents to do while they await their deaths. Some
Read moreNSA Agent [REDACTED] tracks emails from dozens of citizens everyday, scanning them, reading them, and making sure that they don’t
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