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Entertainment Holiday Spring 2020 Edition 1 

Five Totally Foolproof Ways To Get Your Fifth Grade Crush To Notice You

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 2000s, crush, fifth grade, love, valentine

It’s the late 2000s, love is in the air, and you have a crush that’s in the fifth grade (wow!).

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Opinion 

Opinion: Guys, I’ve Finally Found The One

November 15, 2015November 18, 2015 crush, love, opinion

Fall has begun, here in Columbia, and as the leaves fall to the ground and squirrels run to and fro in anticipation of the coming frost, I just went on my last first date with the girl who I know is “the one.”

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Campus 

Study Confirms English Classmate Totally Into You

September 10, 2015November 16, 2015 classmate, crush, science

Researchers have released a new study concluding that John Ellis, 20, from American Lit, is 100 % attracted to you.

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