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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 5 

Senior Admits to Using Google Maps to Find Way to Class

October 16, 2017 class, google maps, senior

In a press conference held today, one USC senior finally admitted that he has no fucking clue where his classes are.

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 1 

Super Senior Really Gonna Buckle Down this Semester

September 9, 2017 graduation, senior, studying

This semester is going to be different for sixth-year senior Justin Eloy, who plans on ‘really buckling down and wrapping up [his] schooling.’

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Entertainment 

Redefining Sexual Maturity: Senior Reaches Climax Of Retired Life

March 26, 2015November 16, 2015 love, senior, vern

At the Winter’s Gate Retirement Community, there’s not much for the residents to do while they await their deaths. Some

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Latest Edition

Close-Hipp Showdown: Are You More Close or Hipp?
Campus Developing Stories Politics Spring 2023 Edition 2 

Close-Hipp Showdown: Are You More Close or Hipp?

March 29, 2023March 29, 2023

An in-depth look at the nuances of USC’s biggest conflicts in recent history.

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Spring 2023 Edition 2 World 

Weekly News Update

March 29, 2023
Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel
Entertainment Politics Spring 2023 Edition 2 

Presidents Biden, Trump, and Obama Announce Joint Twitch Streaming Channel

March 29, 2023
10 Signs You or Someone You Know May be an NPC
Fact List Spring 2023 Edition 2 

10 Signs You or Someone You Know May be an NPC

March 29, 2023
The Third Spur Investigates: A Sorority Conspiracy (Misinformation?)
Campus Developing Stories Spring 2023 Edition 2 

The Third Spur Investigates: A Sorority Conspiracy (Misinformation?)

March 29, 2023
Opinion: Comedy is Dead, and I Have Killed It
Entertainment Opinion Spring 2023 Edition 2 

Opinion: Comedy is Dead, and I Have Killed It

March 29, 2023
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