Senior Admits to Using Google Maps to Find Way to Class
In a press conference held today, one USC senior finally admitted that he has no fucking clue where his classes are.
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Fall 2017 Edition 5
Man Breaks Into Cold Sweat After Receiving Text from Girlfriend Saying “We Gotta Talk”
“I didn’t do anything,” he feverishly claimed. “Well, at least I think I didn’t.”
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Group Project Members Report You Absolutely Weakest Link
The project, which constitutes a significant portion of you and your group members’ final grade, is simply way above your head.
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Chris Pratt Named Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
King Salman of Saudi Arabia shocked the world on Tuesday by naming Chris Pratt as the Crown Prince in favor of his own son and previous Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.
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