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Fall 2017 Edition 5

Fall 2017 Edition 5 World 

Man Breaks Into Cold Sweat After Receiving Text from Girlfriend Saying “We Gotta Talk”

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017 local, love, Texting

“I didn’t do anything,” he feverishly claimed. “Well, at least I think I didn’t.”

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 5 

Group Project Members Report You Absolutely Weakest Link

October 16, 2017 group project, you

The project, which constitutes a significant portion of you and your group members’ final grade, is simply way above your head.

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 5 

Senior Admits to Using Google Maps to Find Way to Class

October 16, 2017 class, google maps, senior

In a press conference held today, one USC senior finally admitted that he has no fucking clue where his classes are.

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Fall 2017 Edition 5 World 

Chris Pratt Named Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

October 8, 2017October 16, 2017 chris pratt, saudi arabia

King Salman of Saudi Arabia shocked the world on Tuesday by naming Chris Pratt as the Crown Prince in favor of his own son and previous Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.

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