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Campus Spring 2019 Edition 1 

Opinion: You Don’t Really Need To Go To Class Today

February 9, 2019 class, late, skip, sleep

There won’t be parking available anyway.

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 6 

Timeless Struggles of Mankind Not Compelling Enough for Student in History Course

October 24, 2017October 26, 2017 class, history

A source has confirmed this week that sophomore Tim Avery is “bored” by the spellbinding journey of humanity.

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Campus Fall 2017 Edition 5 

Senior Admits to Using Google Maps to Find Way to Class

October 16, 2017 class, google maps, senior

In a press conference held today, one USC senior finally admitted that he has no fucking clue where his classes are.

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Opinion Spring 2017 Edition 9 

Open Letter to the Guy Currently Sitting in my Unassigned Seat

April 8, 2017April 8, 2017 campus, class, college

I’ve sat there all semester and now you take a load off in my goddamn seat, you prick?

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Opinion Spring 2017 Edition 9 

Opinion: We Should Cancel Classes for More than just Meaningless Sports Victories

April 8, 2017April 8, 2017 campus, class, opinion

Alicia attended her 8:05 for the third time this month? Cancel class.

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Campus Spring 2017 Edition 5 

Student Stops Taking Notes After Missing Previous PowerPoint Slide

February 18, 2017 class, notes, student

Eyewitnesses claim he turned to a nearby student, shrugged and quipped, ‘what can you do?’

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Fall 2016 Edition 4 Sci-Tech 

Student “Engineering Pioneer” After Speaking To Female Classmate

October 6, 2016October 6, 2016 campus, class, engineering

Male peers are calling this ‘the greatest advancement an engineer has ever made.’

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Campus 

Physics Professor Announces Physics “Hard”

September 11, 2015February 24, 2018 class, physics

In an announcement best described as flabbergasting, Dr. Federico Galvano announced that physics, the scientific study of all matter and energy in the known universe, is “hard.”

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