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We’re firing up the ol’ wormhole generator and giving you an exclusive news article from the apocalyptic hell world that exists in parallel to our own, reported directly from The Fourth Thorn.
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Loyal readers know that Spurby has been the Third Spur’s mascot since his 2019 laboratory synthesis deep beneath the Williams-Brice building.
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With the COVID-19 pandemic still ongoing (Yes, it is. No, really.), Halloween is going to be just another day: still wearing masks, but a little more dressed up and everyone on a sugar high.
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Is your toothpaste where you left it? You’d best go and check.
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For those nights that you’re a little too bored.
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Everyone kept telling me to go, so I actually went, and now everyone can just leave me alone because I went to the State Fair already!
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