President Pastides Lands Side Job Trucking VCRs Across State Border
Pastides raised both hands and said, ‘I ain’t got half a hog’s guess ’bout anythin’ illicit goin’ down here.’
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Spring 2017 Edition 5
Student With Iranian Physics Professor Thinks Travel Ban “Great Idea”
Davis currently holds a D average in the course taught by Dr. Farrokh Rahbar.
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Student Stops Taking Notes After Missing Previous PowerPoint Slide
Eyewitnesses claim he turned to a nearby student, shrugged and quipped, ‘what can you do?’
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