Seeing someone exchange currency for goods or services never fails to cause me to pull out my heavily annotated copy of Mao Tse-tung’s Little Red Book and angrily quote from it in front of a portrait of Vladimir Lenin.
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By Rex Tillerson, US Secretary of State
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Eliminating tap water was like eliminating an entire part of Darwinism.
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I’m not going to mince words here- my feelings on the following five topics are not gonna fly with you. Let’s dive in.
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“…All my friends are alive, I’ve never been dead, and those lousy dead individuals clearly didn’t value life enough.”
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by Barron Trump
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Davis currently holds a D average in the course taught by Dr. Farrokh Rahbar.
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The lineup for Donald Trump’s ‘Inauguration Festival’ was finally released Wednesday January 18th, and it has music fans everywhere dying to get a ticket.
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Timmy and Ricky, both age 13, claim to have gotten the idea watching Saturday morning cartoons.
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Despite the wide range of topics discussed, the nation was unable to shake the weight of several recent scandals.
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The city admitted it had never heard of the former governor of New Mexico, showing a surprising lack of awareness about American politics.
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Best Buy CEO Hubert Joly announced today that his company has secured the exclusive broadcasting rights to the first Presidential Debate on September 26th.
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I am a $20 Federal Reserve Note. For years now, people have been judging me, along with my other fellow notes of varied denominations, for the human face printed on my body.
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University of South Carolina has become the subject of controversy after a student has sued a fellow classmate, for having a different opinion.
Read moreRepublican frontrunner Donald Trump experienced a dip polls after going an entire hour without alienating a single minority group.
Read moreOn Wednesday, RNC Chairman Reince Preibus announced that the FL-16B “Marco Rubio” AIA, or Artificial Intelligence Automaton, will be deactivated from service.
Read moreWhile speaking at the University of South Carolina on Tuesday, Senator Bernie Sanders announced his belief that $5 fishbowls should be treated as a fundamental right of all students.
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At a press conference last Tuesday, Senator Lindsey Graham declared his candidacy for Student Body President, stating that the university “needed the strong, guiding touch of a visionary who knows this campus like the back of his hand.”
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By Brett Harris
Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump announced today his latest initiative to “Make America Great Again!”: Deport all women who have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Rep. Craig Butler (D-SC) is taking some heat this week after being pulled over by a police officer for allegedly
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