Heartwarming: What the Wasp in my Bedroom OH GOD KILL IT Taught Me About Acceptance

Nothing can teach a man about himself better than Mother Nature can.  A peaceful moment with nature can be a moment that will stay with you for the rest of your days. This evening, one of these fantastic experiences happened to me, in my own bedroom, no less.  I was sitting down to begin reflecting on my studies, as I did every day, when I noticed a slight buzzing noise to my right.  When I looked over, I saw a HORRIFYING HELL BEAST KILL IT KILL IT.  Of course, the wasp was just sitting there peacefully, in the sanctuary of my room.  I ran to get my bug poison to send the devil bug back to hell where he belonged, but as I looked at it sitting peacefully on my pillow, I knew one thing:  I couldn’t spray it. It would ruin my pillow.  And with that, I learned something about the value of nature and understanding.

OH GOD IT TWITCHED KILL IT BURN IT

And looking at it covered in bug spray, I realized I shouldn’t fear something based entirely on what it looks like or what I feel about it. It’s just another part of the weave of nature, just like me. BEAST OF THE DEVIL BEGONE DIE DIE DIE.

So even now, he sits in my bedroom reminding me of the bond we all have to the Ear-

ITS FLYING KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

Oh… oops.

I may have overreacted a little to that. Well, this can still be an excellent lesson on the circle of life? Not overreacting? Wait, it looks like it’s still mov-

DIE DEVIL FIEND GO BACK TO HELL

And now, as I look down on the twitching body of the wasp, I can’t help but be reminded of the natural order of things. From Ashes to Ashes, From Dust to Dust.

IT TWITCHED AGAIN BURN IT.

Ahem. This creature, torn too soon from this mortal world, looks in death like it is only sleeping. One day you and I will appear like this too. Maybe in another life, this wasp and I could have become friends. For now, I will carefully bring its body outside and lay it to rest on the ground. I can only hope that someone will treat me with as much respect when my time-

IT’S BUZZING FLUSH IT FLUSH IT NOW, BEGONE YOU VILE BEAST!