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Fall 2016 Edition 7

Fall 2016 Edition 7 Sports 

Chicago Cubs Set Off Apocalypse With World Series Win

November 3, 2016November 3, 2016 baseball, chicago cubs, world series

They celebrated their championship blissfully, unaware that they had wrought a future of locust swarms and fire raining from the sky.

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Fall 2016 Edition 7 Politics 

Obama Signs “Stand Your Ground” Law Against Anyone Dressed as Clown

November 3, 2016November 3, 2016 clowns, guns, Obama

The law stipulates that all clowns are subject to be harmed, not just ones brandishing weapons or stalking citizens.

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Fall 2016 Edition 7 Politics 

Trump Revealed to be Two Middle Schoolers in Over-Sized Coat

November 3, 2016November 7, 2016 children, Donald Trump, politics

Timmy and Ricky, both age 13, claim to have gotten the idea watching Saturday morning cartoons.

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Fall 2016 Edition 7 World 

Cultural Appropriation Voted #1 Halloween Costume For Fifth Year Straight

November 3, 2016November 3, 2016 costumes, halloween, race

Cultural Appropriation had a significant lead in the poll over its competition, which included the kitty cat, Ken Bone, and Harley Quinn.

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Campus Fall 2016 Edition 7 

Five Points Called “Trick-or-Treating Nightmare”

November 3, 2016November 3, 2016 campus, Five Points, halloween

USCPD have announced that children will not be permitted to trick-or-treat in Five Points in the future.

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