USC Pregnancy Up 389% After Health Center Condoms Ruined by Prankster
SHC security footage shows the culprit in black gym shorts, a red beanie, and t-shirt with the message ‘Set Love Free.’
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Fall 2016 Edition 8
Cocky Asks to be Euthanized after Lengthy Battle with Throat Cancer
Once able to speak coherent sentences, Cocky has been limited to hoarse crows and inaudible whispers.
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Report: Junior Still Slave to Mother’s Phonecalls
Jim, despite being in his junior year, has repeatedly disengaged from social activities to answer his mom.
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Donald Trump Begins Googling Information About Presidency
President-Elect Donald Trump has reportedly begun spending hours with his laptop in an attempt to familiarize himself with the role.
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