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Fact Fall 2022 Edition 1 Sci-Tech 

Third Spur Exclusive Tours: An insider’s tour of UofSC’s new state-of-the-art Cocky cloning vat facility

September 13, 2022 clones, cocky, secret

You’re telling me you haven’t wondered where Cocky came from?

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Entertainment Holiday Spring 2022 Edition 2 

Happy Cluckin’ Valentine’s

February 15, 2022 betrayal, cocky, valentine's day

Cocky and I have been dating for four months already and things are going pretty well.

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Campus Fall 2018 Edition 6 

BREAKING: USC President Pastides Revealed to be Cocky’s Father

October 31, 2018 campus, cocky, father, Pastides, son, USC

A paternity test has confirmed their relationship.

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Campus Fall 2016 Edition 8 

Cocky Asks to be Euthanized after Lengthy Battle with Throat Cancer

November 17, 2016 cocky, gamecocks, USC

Once able to speak coherent sentences, Cocky has been limited to hoarse crows and inaudible whispers.

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Campus Fall 2016 Edition 4 

Cocky Outed In NSFW-Film With Big Bird

October 6, 2016October 6, 2016 cocky, nsfw, USC

The University is in disarray after a pornographic-film of Cocky and Big Bird found its way onto the Internet.

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Latest Edition

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Campus Developing Stories Politics Spring 2023 Edition 2 

Close-Hipp Showdown: Are You More Close or Hipp?

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Spring 2023 Edition 2 World 

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Entertainment Politics Spring 2023 Edition 2 

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