Third Spur Exclusive Tours: An insider’s tour of UofSC’s new state-of-the-art Cocky cloning vat facility
You’re telling me you haven’t wondered where Cocky came from?
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Happy Cluckin’ Valentine’s
Cocky and I have been dating for four months already and things are going pretty well.
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BREAKING: USC President Pastides Revealed to be Cocky’s Father
A paternity test has confirmed their relationship.
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Cocky Asks to be Euthanized after Lengthy Battle with Throat Cancer
Once able to speak coherent sentences, Cocky has been limited to hoarse crows and inaudible whispers.
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Cocky Outed In NSFW-Film With Big Bird
The University is in disarray after a pornographic-film of Cocky and Big Bird found its way onto the Internet.
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