Report: Junior Still Slave to Mother’s Phonecalls

Campus Fall 2016 Edition 8

Report: Junior Still Slave to Mother’s Phonecalls

November 17, 2016 cell phone, Parents, student

Jim, despite being in his junior year, has repeatedly disengaged from social activities to answer his mom.

Fall 2016 Edition 5 World

Family Playing Monopoly Unaware of Future Destruction of Relationship

October 20, 2016October 21, 2016 family, game, Parents

Prior to the start, David confided to his wife that he hopes the game night will bring the family closer together.

Campus Fall 2016 Edition 3

Students Suspended After Parents Get Too Drunk At ECU Tailgate

September 30, 2016September 30, 2016 alcohol, campus, Parents, Parents Weekend

Nine students were suspended after their parents were reprimanded for drinking too much during Parents Weekend.

Halloween World

Parents Test Candy, Die

October 28, 2015October 31, 2016 candy, halloween, Parents

Every Halloween, children are reminded by their parents of urban legends where poisoned candy is distributed to trick-or-treaters. Katie McKinley,

Campus

Parents Disappointed by Lame-Ass Kid

October 3, 2014November 5, 2015 Freshman, Parents, Parents Weekend

Despite their high hopes for their son Arthur, parents Glen and Donna Campbell of Dayton, Ohio, have issued a statement

Campus

Orphan Probably Luckiest Student On Campus

September 27, 2014October 8, 2017 lucky, orphan, Parents, Parents Weekend

Thousands of proud mothers and fathers descended upon Columbia this past Friday to join their children for “Parents Weekend.” However, for one fortunate student, the weekend was free of the festivities.