Timeless Struggles of Mankind Not Compelling Enough for Student in History Course
A source has confirmed this week that sophomore Tim Avery is “bored” by the spellbinding journey of humanity.
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Fall 2017 Edition 6
Chem 111 Student Finishing Lab in 20 Minutes Nominated for Nobel Prize
Christopher Halton is an exercise science major, currently unsure about his plans for after his undergraduate studies.
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Student Finally Just Using Group Chat to Find a Weed Dealer: “Fuck It”
The struggle faced by a freshman USC student to find drugs has finally ended today with one simple GroupMe message.
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Consumer Advocates: “Big Pumpkin” Hid Tar, Chemicals in Pumpkin Spice for Years
Washington D.C.- Consumer watchdog groups have come out in recent weeks with allegations against the Big Pumpkin industry, citing an
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Opinion: I Stopped a Car by just Stepping in Front of It. Does Anyone Dare Challenge Me?
Does anyone dare challenge my authority over this ethereal realm?
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